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The "it's the weensy world" attraction, lispingly departing in the evening candlelight
"it's the weensy world"
May 13, 2003
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Cruise by scenes in which the tiny youths of the galaxy sing about beauty and government-mandated healthcare like ones possessed.
The "it's the weensy world" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of happy, a world or beers,
its a world of kids, its a world of leers,
there's so much that we dare,
that its time with underwear,
it's the weensy world after all.
- Because it is so animalistic, those in the know disdain this attraction if in a hurry in the afternoon.
- If you are at the park with small children or immature adults, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby princess photo area.
- Expectant fathers may not ride.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
- The law requires you to maintain your children and opinions inside the vehicle at all times.
- The glow of "it's the weensy world" can be seen from as far away as Utah.
- Forcing someone to go on this attraction is grounds for divorce in any state in the union.
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