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Merlin's canoe-fermenting photo of "it's the weensy world"

Merlin's canoe-fermenting photo of "it's the weensy world"

"it's the weensy world"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 18, 1989
Duration: 18 seconds
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes
Maximum speed: 1 mph


Float by scenes in which the children of the world screech about equality and government-mandated healthcare.

Theme Song

The "it's the weensy world" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a world of children, a world or ears,
its a world of joy, its a world of mirrors,
there's so much that we pare,
that its time every year,
it's the weensy world after all.

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