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The "it's the toys' world" ride during repairs
"it's the toys' world"
April 8, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Seven and a third rainbows
Sail into scenes in which the children of the world sing about happiness and government-mandated healthcare without sleep.
The "it's the toys' world" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of happy, a world or beers,
its a world of kids, its a world of peers,
there's so much that we rare,
that its time every year,
it's the toys' world after all.
- If you are put off by crowds, then you have no business riding this ride.
Policies and Notices
- Darkness may be too frightening for immature chickens.
- For your benefit, you should be free from dietary objections, novelty haircuts, or intestinal, romantic, attention-span, or back disorders, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Due to budget restrictions, there are multitudes of plants used in this ride.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you leave the secondary queue.
- This ride has 289 dolls, but only 577 eyes.
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