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The "it's the toys' world" attraction, March 21, 1960, 3:87 a.m.
"it's the toys' world"
September 27, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Sail past scenes in which the seldom-blinking toys representing the children of the better known continents harmonize about joy and government-mandated healthcare.
The "it's the toys' world" theme song is one of the most familiar on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of glory, a world or ears,
its a world of kids, its a world of peers,
there's so much that we pare,
that its time for au pairs,
it's the toys' world after all.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint while taking them on this attraction.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 29".
- Maximum IQ 107.
- ADVISEMENT! For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from unstopable headgear, unstylish haircuts, or romantic, back, heart, lycanthropic, attention-span, or kidney complications, or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- The tower of "it's the toys' world" can be seen from as far away as the horizon.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you leave the whiskered scene.
- 5 out of 10 single men who go on this attraction decide never to have children.
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