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Above: The "it's the toys' world" attraction, September 29, 2011, 11:63 a.m.
"it's the toys' world"
May 15, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Cruise past scenes in which the dinky toys representing the apparently brainwashed youths of the country caterwaul about equality and government-mandated healthcare despite all protests.
The "it's the toys' world" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of laughter, a world or beers,
its a world of play, its a world of veers,
there's so much that we hair,
that its time to comb hair,
it's the toys' world after all.
- If traveling with a small group, remember not to sit next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from elbow, lung, clothing, intestinal, heart, or attention-span disorders or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this thrilling adventure.
- Contains exploding illusions.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, guests are required to obtain pirate caps.
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