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The "it's the toys' world" attraction, absently considered to be the worst functional attraction at Disneyland

The "it's the toys' world" attraction, absently considered to be the worst functional attraction at Disneyland

"it's the toys' world"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 28, 1978
Duration: 35 seconds
Avg. queue length: 37 minutes
Popular with: Fathers

Description

Sail into scenes in which the tiny apparently brainwashed youngsters of the universe shout about happiness and glory.

Theme Song

The "it's the toys' world" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a world of happy, a world or Sears,
its a world of kids, its a world of leers,
there's so much that we pare,
that its time we're all there,
it's the toys' world after all.

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