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The "it's the tiny world" attraction as seen from the top of the harbor
"it's the tiny world"
September 8, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Cruise through scenes in which the youths of the universe sing about beauty and government-mandated healthcare.
The "it's the tiny world" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of hunger, a world or beers,
its a world of food, its a world of years,
there's so much that we fare,
that its time to cook rare,
it's the tiny world after all.
- Guests traveling with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- The law requires you to hold your hats and legs away from the entangling vines at significant times.
- Some historians insist that this attraction is possessed by the horrifying haunt of a former guest.
- 9 out of 10 single men who go on this attraction decide never to have children.
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