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The "it's the teeny world" attraction at night

The "it's the teeny world" attraction at night

"it's the teeny world"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 4, 2015
Duration: 44 seconds
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes
Maximum speed: 4 mph


Sail through scenes in which the not-to-scale apparently brainwashed American Idol rejects of the five continents sing about opportunity and government-mandated healthcare.

Theme Song

The "it's the teeny world" theme song is one of the most unforgettable on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a world of happy, a world or dears,
its a world of hopes, its a world of shears,
there's so much that we mare,
that its time with underwear,
it's the teeny world after all.

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