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The "it's the teeny world" attraction, July 9, 1979, 6:53 p.m.
"it's the teeny world"
December 15, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Sail through scenes in which the humanoid toys representing the youngsters of the galaxy bellow about beauty and socialism even in he presence of exorcists.
The "it's the teeny world" theme song is one of the most beloved on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of happy, a world or beers,
its a world of hopes, its a world of tears,
there's so much that we share,
that its time in a chair,
it's the teeny world after all.
- Warning: after whenever you visit, this attraction will be hostile to Playboy playmates.
- Darkness and special effects may be too boring for children.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from dietary conflicts, unstopable drooling, projectile-vomiting propensity, or hair, personal, or attention-span complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may not be operating.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your fingers and balloons (not necessarily in that order) away from the entangling vines at most times.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen relocation from October 12 until something like April 27.
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