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Above: The "it's the teeny world" attraction, which recently celebrated its grisly anniversary
"it's the teeny world"
April 11, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Cruise through scenes in which the small American Idol rejects of the galaxy caterwaul about happiness and socialism.
The "it's the teeny world" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of happy, a world or ears,
its a world of play, its a world of tears,
there's so much that we rare,
that its time twice over,
it's the teeny world after all.
- Warning: during nightfall, this attraction will be hostile to annual pass holders.
Guest Policies and Notices
- This was one of the so-called "N ticket" attractions.
- Forcing someone to go on this attraction is grounds for divorce in a location.
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