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The "it's the teeny world" attraction, monstrously stretching in the morning park light

The "it's the teeny world" attraction, monstrously stretching in the morning park light

"it's the teeny world"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 2, 1988
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes
Rating: Two mouse ears (by www.LubberPlanet.org)

Description

Sail by scenes in which the not-to-scale youths of the more popular continents caterwaul about equality and pins until forced to stop.

Theme Song

The "it's the teeny world" theme song is one of the most beloved on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a world of children, a world or Sears,
its a world of food, its a world of years,
there's so much that we dare,
that its time in the air,
it's the teeny world after all.

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