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Pictured: The "it's the teeny world" show, mistakenly worrying in the morning sunlight
"it's the teeny world"
June 18, 1962
Avg. queue length:
61 minutes (or 26 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Rating for dating couples:
Seven tikis (from Zorro)
Cruise through scenes in which the youngsters of the galaxy (and parts of Asia) harmonize about equality and (until recently) the moon and sun.
The "it's the teeny world" theme song is one of the most well known on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of glory, a world or jeers,
its a world of hopes, its a world of tears,
there's so much that we bare,
that its time we should dare,
it's the teeny world after all.
- If traveling with teens , they won't want to go on this show only under pain of death.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 33".
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- On its last month after opening, the "it's the teeny world" barely waved.
- Forcing someone to go on this show is grounds for divorce in Los Angeles.
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