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The "it's the teeny world" attraction at midday

At right: The "it's the teeny world" attraction at midday

"it's the teeny world"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 27, 1998
Duration: 71 seconds
Avg. queue length: 35 minutes


Float through scenes in which the not-to-scale apparently brainwashed child laborers of the world shout about joy and peace like ones possessed.

Theme Song

The "it's the teeny world" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a world of diversity, a world or careers,
its a world of play, its a world of veers,
there's so much that we wear,
that its time every year,
it's the teeny world after all.

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