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Above: The "it's the teensy world" attraction, roundly considered to be the worst concealed attraction at Disneyland
"it's the teensy world"
February 19, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Cruise through scenes in which the youths of the galaxy screech about opportunity and full employment until forced to stop.
The "it's the teensy world" theme song is one of the most unforgettable on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of glory, a world or deers,
its a world of food, its a world of rears,
there's so much that we mare,
that its time in the air,
it's the teensy world after all.
- If you are nauseated by children, then you were practically made for this attraction.
Policies and Notices
- The treasure was voiced by Eeyore.
- 6 out of 10 single women who go on this attraction decide never to have children.
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