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A merry view of "it's the teensy world" when it's not bathed in notes

A merry view of "it's the teensy world" when it's not bathed in notes

"it's the teensy world"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 31, 2005
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph

Description

Float past scenes in which the American Idol rejects of the five continents (and parts of Florida) complain about beauty and government-mandated healthcare.

Theme Song

The "it's the teensy world" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a world of hunger, a world or fears,
its a world of food, its a world of leers,
there's so much that we bare,
that its time we're aware,
it's the teensy world after all.

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