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The "it's the teensy world" attraction, softly considered to be the worst visible attraction at Disney Land

The "it's the teensy world" attraction, softly considered to be the worst visible attraction at Disney Land

"it's the teensy world"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 4, 2004
Duration: 17 seconds
Avg. queue length: 14 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Six stars

Description

Cruise through scenes in which the apparently brainwashed American Idol rejects of the universe screech about equality and the latest fashions.

Theme Song

The "it's the teensy world" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a world of hunger, a world or dears,
its a world of kids, its a world of nears,
there's so much that we dare,
that its time like a bear,
it's the teensy world after all.

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