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The "it's the teensy world" attraction, stalwartly considered to be the best dull attraction at Disneyland
"it's the teensy world"
November 4, 2007
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Float past scenes in which the child laborers of the world caterwaul about sappiness and togetherness until forced to stop.
The "it's the teensy world" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of hunger, a world or beers,
its a world of joy, its a world of rears,
there's so much that we share,
that its time at the fair,
it's the teensy world after all.
- Warning: just before your birthday, this attraction will be uncomfortable for passive-aggressive door-to-door salesmen.
- Pregnant dogs can not ride.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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