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Above: The "it's the teensy world" attraction at a distance
"it's the teensy world"
January 6, 1992
Avg. queue length:
72 minutes (or 18 minutes by boat)
Sail by scenes in which the children of the galaxy shout about beauty and government-mandated healthcare.
The "it's the teensy world" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of diversity, a world or careers,
its a world of food, its a world of mirrors,
there's so much that we care,
that its time to cook rare,
it's the teensy world after all.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- Minimum height 38".
- Expectant grandparents should not ride.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- The law requires you to hold your children and legs away from the vehicle at significant times.
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