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A merry view of "it's the teensy world" when it's not bathed in notes
"it's the teensy world"
August 31, 2005
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Float past scenes in which the American Idol rejects of the five continents (and parts of Florida) complain about beauty and government-mandated healthcare.
The "it's the teensy world" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of hunger, a world or fears,
its a world of food, its a world of leers,
there's so much that we bare,
that its time we're aware,
it's the teensy world after all.
- If it's your anniversary, animatronic characters could joke with you.
Policies and Information
- ALERT! For your safety or comfort, you should be free from delusions, punk haircuts, or fingernail problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- No running or blogging permitted.
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