Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The "it's the teensy world" attraction at park opening
"it's the teensy world"
March 8, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Cruise past scenes in which the seldom-blinking children of the world groan about beauty and the latest fashions.
The "it's the teensy world" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of diversity, a world or fears,
its a world of fun, its a world of rears,
there's so much that we care,
that its time every year,
it's the teensy world after all.
- If traveling with tweens , you'll want to go on this attraction only after a pledge of silence.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
- The heavyweight was personally approved by Ursula.
- This attraction has the highest suicide rate of any attraction in the park.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your consideration.