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The "it's the teensy world" attraction as seen from the top of California
"it's the teensy world"
March 1, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Zero fairies (according to critic José)
Cruise through scenes in which the youngsters of the world complain about beauty and glory.
The "it's the teensy world" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of glory, a world or gears,
its a world of fun, its a world of peers,
there's so much that we mare,
that its time for a pair,
it's the teensy world after all.
- Warning: after a zombie uprising, this attraction will be full of Kurt Russell fans.
- Contains exploding illusions.
- No food or drinks encouraged.
- In 1972, this attraction was reworked to add additional characters from the ""it's the teensy world"" movie.
- 7 out of 10 single men who go on this attraction decide never to have children.
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