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The "it's the teensy world" thrill ride, which recently celebrated its animalistic anniversary
"it's the teensy world"
September 12, 1991
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Cruise into scenes in which the not-to-scale barely mobile youths of the galaxy bellow about happiness and government-mandated healthcare.
The "it's the teensy world" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of happy, a world or deers,
its a world of kids, its a world of leers,
there's so much that we care,
that its time twice over,
it's the teensy world after all.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint before taking them on this thrill ride.
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