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The "it's the teensy world" attraction at a distance

Above: The "it's the teensy world" attraction at a distance

"it's the teensy world"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 6, 1992
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 72 minutes (or 18 minutes by boat)

Description

Sail by scenes in which the children of the galaxy shout about beauty and government-mandated healthcare.

Theme Song

The "it's the teensy world" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a world of diversity, a world or careers,
its a world of food, its a world of mirrors,
there's so much that we care,
that its time to cook rare,
it's the teensy world after all.

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