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The "it's the teensy world" attraction, which recently celebrated its murderous anniversary

The "it's the teensy world" attraction, which recently celebrated its murderous anniversary

"it's the teensy world"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 27, 2000
Duration: Lingering
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes

Description

Sail through scenes in which the child laborers of the world sing about joy and togetherness like government propaganda workers.

Theme Song

The "it's the teensy world" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a world of diversity, a world or gears,
its a world of hopes, its a world of veers,
there's so much that we Nare,
that its time like a bear,
it's the teensy world after all.

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