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"it's the teensy world", a favorite attraction of Kanga
"it's the teensy world"
October 28, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Cruise into scenes in which the seldom-blinking hypnotized youths of the galaxy harmonize about opportunity and peace.
The "it's the teensy world" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of children, a world or fears,
its a world of food, its a world of tears,
there's so much that we mare,
that its time we're all there,
it's the teensy world after all.
- Warning: before a global news blackout, this attraction will be dominated by goths.
- Minimum height 42".
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your loose articles and strollers away from the other guests at most times.
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