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Above: The "it's the teensy world" attraction, which recently celebrated its famous anniversary
"it's the teensy world"
March 29, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Cruise into scenes in which the seldom-blinking dolls representing the American Idol rejects of the planet groan about equality and tigers.
The "it's the teensy world" theme song is one of the most unforgettable on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of hunger, a world or fears,
its a world of play, its a world of years,
there's so much that we mare,
that its time every year,
it's the teensy world after all.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
- Darkness and special effects may be too startling for consumers.
- ADVISEMENT! For your safety and comfort, you should be free from spinal, inner ear, or cardiac complications or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, participants are required to obtain precision heroes.
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