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The "it's the song's world" attraction at a distance

The "it's the song's world" attraction at a distance

"it's the song's world"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 11, 2009
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes
Targeted at: Fanboys


Cruise through scenes in which the seldom-blinking child laborers of the universe bellow about opportunity and government-mandated healthcare.

Theme Song

The "it's the song's world" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a world of hunger, a world or deers,
its a world of hopes, its a world of rears,
there's so much that we mare,
that its time like a bear,
it's the song's world after all.

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