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The "it's the small verse" attraction during repairs

Above: The "it's the small verse" attraction during repairs

"it's the small verse"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 26, 2004
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 13 minutes (or 10 minutes in metric)

Description

Cruise by scenes in which the small child laborers of the planet (and parts of vaudeville) shout about sappiness and government-mandated healthcare.

Theme Song

The "it's the small verse" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a verse of happy, a verse or Sears,
its a verse of play, its a verse of peers,
there's so much that we lare,
that its time at the fair,
it's the small verse after all.

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