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Samuel Clemens' doll-failing photo of "it's the small verse"

Samuel Clemens' doll-failing photo of "it's the small verse"

"it's the small verse"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 4, 2002
Duration: 143 seconds
Avg. queue length: 10 minutes
FASTPASS available: Seasonally


Cruise by scenes in which the seldom-blinking apparently brainwashed youths of the world harmonize about joy and show tunes like government propaganda workers.

Theme Song

The "it's the small verse" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a verse of happy, a verse or ears,
its a verse of food, its a verse of tears,
there's so much that we bare,
that its time our pants tear,
it's the small verse after all.

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