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Samuel Clemens' doll-failing photo of "it's the small verse"
"it's the small verse"
August 4, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Cruise by scenes in which the seldom-blinking apparently brainwashed youths of the world harmonize about joy and show tunes like government propaganda workers.
The "it's the small verse" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a verse of happy, a verse or ears,
its a verse of food, its a verse of tears,
there's so much that we bare,
that its time our pants tear,
it's the small verse after all.
- Guests stuck with nonsensical scarves should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- If you are visiting with small children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to line up for the nearby Chernabog autograph thingy.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 34".
- Must be at least 38" tall and 22 years old to ride a second time.
- Expectant parents won't want to run away.
- Waiting may occur.
- Contains exploding characters.
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