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Above: The "it's the small verse" attraction during repairs
"it's the small verse"
June 26, 2004
Avg. queue length:
13 minutes (or 10 minutes in metric)
Cruise by scenes in which the small child laborers of the planet (and parts of vaudeville) shout about sappiness and government-mandated healthcare.
The "it's the small verse" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a verse of happy, a verse or Sears,
its a verse of play, its a verse of peers,
there's so much that we lare,
that its time at the fair,
it's the small verse after all.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 26".
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your hats and strollers away from the entangling vines at all times.
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