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The "it's the small verse" attraction at a distance
"it's the small verse"
June 1, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Sail through scenes in which the child laborers of the universe disharmonize about joy and government-mandated healthcare.
The "it's the small verse" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a verse of hunger, a verse or gears,
its a verse of kids, its a verse of nears,
there's so much that we Nare,
that its time with underwear,
it's the small verse after all.
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, ride this attraction alone.
Policies and Information
- Lilo originally intended for this attraction to be overrun with live minions.
- This attraction has the highest suicide rate of any attraction in Disneyland.
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