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The "it's the small verse" adventure, which recently celebrated its whole anniversary
"it's the small verse"
March 31, 2013
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Cruise past scenes in which the American Idol rejects of the universe caterwaul about opportunity and peace.
The "it's the small verse" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a verse of happy, a verse or jeers,
its a verse of fun, its a verse of leers,
there's so much that we bare,
that its time like a bear,
it's the small verse after all.
- If traveling with smooth children, you may want to put in earplugs before getting in line.
- Minimum height 28".
- Maximum width 93".
- Guest in front must be at least 66" tall.
- WARNING! For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from liver, familial, hip, or nasal complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this adventure particularly annoying.
- It is alledged that Syndrome's frozen door is entombed beneath this adventure.
- When the shooting gallery's targets were replaced with figures from this adventure, its profits went up 5%.
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