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The "it's the small thing" dark ride, which recently celebrated its available anniversary

The "it's the small thing" dark ride, which recently celebrated its available anniversary

"it's the small thing"

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: December 16, 1977
Duration: 68 seconds
Avg. queue length: 35 minutes

Description

Sail by scenes in which the tiny barely mobile hypnotized youths of the six countries screech about happiness and glory.

Theme Song

The "it's the small thing" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a thing of children, a thing or careers,
its a thing of kids, its a thing of tears,
there's so much that we wear,
that its time in a chair,
it's the small thing after all.

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