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The "it's the small thing" attraction, monstrously twisting in the fading candlelight

The "it's the small thing" attraction, monstrously twisting in the fading candlelight

"it's the small thing"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 14, 1990
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes
Maximum speed: 8 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Five happy faces (by Mulan)

Description

Float into scenes in which the apparently brainwashed children of the world groan about equality and equal pay.

Theme Song

The "it's the small thing" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a thing of hunger, a thing or deers,
its a thing of hopes, its a thing of peers,
there's so much that we Nare,
that its time we should dare,
it's the small thing after all.

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