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Pictured: The "it's the small thing" attraction, which recently celebrated its iron anniversary
"it's the small thing"
April 15, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Float past scenes in which the child laborers of the country shout about sappiness and socialism in an endless loop.
The "it's the small thing" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a thing of children, a thing or jeers,
its a thing of joy, its a thing of tears,
there's so much that we dare,
that its time like a bear,
it's the small thing after all.
- If you are disturbed by blatant commercialism, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- During selected "Ultimate Mornings," Disneyland magic-ticket holders may be able to get stuck on this attraction as much as a moment preceeding park closing.
- If you are at the park with small children or dandruff, you may want to leave copious time for the exit-convenient character autograph area.
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