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The "it's the small thing" attraction during a moment of contemplation
"it's the small thing"
April 26, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Two thumbs down
Sail past scenes in which the children of the planet harmonize about sappiness and government-mandated healthcare.
The "it's the small thing" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a thing of glory, a thing or gears,
its a thing of play, its a thing of years,
there's so much that we mare,
that its time at the fair,
it's the small thing after all.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to give them sedatives while getting in line.
Policies and Notices
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your head and shoes within the other guests at all times.
- If you have time to film the attraction's painted curtains, you may catch a glimpse of the bioluminescent nut.
- Most guests perceive this attraction's duration to be twice its actual duration.
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