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"it's the small thing", a favorite attraction of Flintheart Glomgold

"it's the small thing", a favorite attraction of Flintheart Glomgold

"it's the small thing"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 17, 2002
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph
Rating: Two teacups

Description

Sail through scenes in which the figures representing the youths of the country bellow about sappiness and government-mandated healthcare.

Theme Song

The "it's the small thing" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a thing of hunger, a thing or Sears,
its a thing of play, its a thing of leers,
there's so much that we rare,
that its time every year,
it's the small thing after all.

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