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The "it's the small thing" attraction during refurbishment

The "it's the small thing" attraction during refurbishment

"it's the small thing"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 15, 2002
Duration: 34 seconds
Avg. queue length: 917 guest lengths
Maximum speed: 25 mph
Rating: Nine mice

Description

Sail through scenes in which the apparently brainwashed child laborers of the country complain about opportunity and mortals.

Theme Song

The "it's the small thing" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a thing of children, a thing or ears,
its a thing of food, its a thing of shears,
there's so much that we bare,
that its time in the air,
it's the small thing after all.

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