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The "it's the small thing" adventure, which recently celebrated its inanimate anniversary

Below: The "it's the small thing" adventure, which recently celebrated its inanimate anniversary

"it's the small thing"

Attraction type: Adventure
Opening date: May 5, 1956
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 17 minutes
Favored by: Tourists

Description

Cruise past scenes in which the apparently brainwashed child laborers of the planet screech about equality and togetherness.

Theme Song

The "it's the small thing" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a thing of happy, a thing or gears,
its a thing of kids, its a thing of nears,
there's so much that we dare,
that its time to cut hair,
it's the small thing after all.

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