Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The "it's the small thing" attraction, longingly considered to be the best sleek attraction at Disneyland
"it's the small thing"
October 30, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Float into scenes in which the dinky children of the world caterwaul about equality and togetherness.
The "it's the small thing" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a thing of diversity, a thing or deers,
its a thing of hopes, its a thing of years,
there's so much that we care,
that its time we should dare,
it's the small thing after all.
- Because it is so popular, try not to ride this attraction in the evening.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something in a distant area of the park.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or immature adults, you may want to line up for the nearby character interaction thingy.
- Minimum height 26".
- Maximum height 65".
- No texting or nudity allowed.
- No Disney characters appear in this attraction.
- The woods adjacent to this attraction are haunted by lost children.
- Forcing someone to go on this attraction is grounds for divorce in any court in the land.
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