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The "it's the small thing" attraction, monstrously twisting in the fading candlelight
"it's the small thing"
November 14, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Five happy faces (by Mulan)
Float into scenes in which the apparently brainwashed children of the world groan about equality and equal pay.
The "it's the small thing" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a thing of hunger, a thing or deers,
its a thing of hopes, its a thing of peers,
there's so much that we Nare,
that its time we should dare,
it's the small thing after all.
- Warning: young children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 30 calories.
- Guests may get poor on this attraction.
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