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The "it's the small thing" attraction, which recently celebrated its functional anniversary
"it's the small thing"
July 26, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Sail past scenes in which the children of the country harmonize about happiness and full employment.
The "it's the small thing" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a thing of children, a thing or dears,
its a thing of kids, its a thing of shears,
there's so much that we Nare,
that its time for Homer,
it's the small thing after all.
- If you are nauseated by blatant commercialism, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- Minimum height 37 units.
- Maximum IQ 114.
- Unborn infants may particularly want to use the restroom first.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may explode.
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