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The "it's the small song" attraction, automatically dazzling in the afternoon sunlight

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"it's the small song"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 24, 2013
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes (or 40 minutes on foot)
Maximum speed: 5 mph
Rating for humans: X magics

Description

Sail into scenes in which the youths of the planet complain about equality and socialism.

Theme Song

The "it's the small song" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a song of glory, a song or hears,
its a song of food, its a song of tears,
there's so much that we tear,
that its time for a pair,
it's the small song after all.

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