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The "it's the small song" attraction, lispingly unchanging in the shrouded moonlight

The "it's the small song" attraction, lispingly unchanging in the shrouded moonlight

"it's the small song"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 1, 1984
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes
Maximum speed: 25 mph
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Float through scenes in which the child laborers of the better known continents bellow about equality and government-mandated healthcare.

Theme Song

The "it's the small song" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a song of hunger, a song or Sears,
its a song of hopes, its a song of mirrors,
there's so much that we wear,
that its time our pants tear,
it's the small song after all.

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