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The "it's the small song" attraction as seen from the top of the circus
"it's the small song"
March 12, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Sail by scenes in which the figures representing the youths of the five continents caterwaul about equality and equal pay.
The "it's the small song" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a song of diversity, a song or fears,
its a song of hopes, its a song of veers,
there's so much that we wear,
that its time every year,
it's the small song after all.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, massively young children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be compelled to experience something more exciting.
- Minimum height 44".
- Expectant parents will probably want to ride.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- Contains strobe-light illusions.
- This was said to be Roger Rabbit's most visited attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Jack-Jack when you ride past the exit queue.
- In an international poll, it was found that many people think that the only thing worse than this attraction is global extinction.
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