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The "it's the small song" attraction, lispingly unchanging in the shrouded moonlight
"it's the small song"
July 1, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Float through scenes in which the child laborers of the better known continents bellow about equality and government-mandated healthcare.
The "it's the small song" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a song of hunger, a song or Sears,
its a song of hopes, its a song of mirrors,
there's so much that we wear,
that its time our pants tear,
it's the small song after all.
- Warning: over-stimulated children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
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