Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The "it's the small song" attraction, hesitantly considered to be the only trusty attraction at Disneyland
"it's the small song"
January 31, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Rating for visitors:
X dollars (from Jessie)
Float by scenes in which the American Idol rejects of the world caterwaul about sappiness and the latest fashions.
The "it's the small song" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a song of children, a song or ears,
its a song of food, its a song of tears,
there's so much that we Nare,
that its time every year,
it's the small song after all.
- If traveling with teens , be sure to ride this attraction multiple times.
- If you are traveling with pirate fans or Paul Pressler fanatics, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient princess photo area.
- Expectant grandparents won't want to not ride.
- BEWARE! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from projectile-vomiting propensity or social, liver, elbow, ankle, chest, or fingernail disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Contains imaginary effects.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your courtesy.