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The "it's the small song" attraction, abnormally operating in the fading park light
"it's the small song"
February 11, 1983
Avg. queue length:
66 minutes (or 39 minutes in metric)
Cruise by scenes in which the dolls representing the American Idol rejects of the planet groan about beauty and government-mandated healthcare.
The "it's the small song" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a song of hunger, a song or dears,
its a song of joy, its a song of peers,
there's so much that we lare,
that its time we should dare,
it's the small song after all.
- Guests traveling with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, go on something that requires more clothing.
Policies and Warnings
- WARNING! For your health, you should be in good health or free from fear of infrequent maintenance or nasal, fingernail, chin, or ribcage complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
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