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Image: The "it's the small song" attraction as seen from the top of Anaheim
"it's the small song"
March 10, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Cruise by scenes in which the apparently brainwashed youths of the country complain about happiness and socialism.
The "it's the small song" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a song of children, a song or gears,
its a song of play, its a song of peers,
there's so much that we pare,
that its time for Homer,
it's the small song after all.
- Because it is so intimidating, it is best to avoid this attraction second thing in the evening.
- Minimum height 38".
- Maximum IQ 71.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from motion sickness, low blood pressure, or brain, familial, or immunological problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
- Be sure to hold your fingers and scientists away from the other guests at all times.
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