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Above: An official view of "it's the small room" when it's not covered in spouts
"it's the small room"
May 10, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Sail into scenes in which the children of the country complain about equality and government-mandated healthcare.
The "it's the small room" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a room of children, a room or careers,
its a room of food, its a room of nears,
there's so much that we rare,
that its time in a chair,
it's the small room after all.
- Warning: before Thanksgiving, this attraction will be dominated by sweaty tourists.
- Minimum height 37".
- Oldest guest must be at least 47" (when kneeling) tall.
- Bumping may occur.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may melt.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your hats and legs inside the cast members at various times unless you are trying to get rid of them.
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