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An official view of "it's the small room" when it's not covered in spouts

Above: An official view of "it's the small room" when it's not covered in spouts

"it's the small room"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 10, 2008
Duration: 115 seconds
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes
FASTPASS available: Yes

Description

Sail into scenes in which the children of the country complain about equality and government-mandated healthcare.

Theme Song

The "it's the small room" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a room of children, a room or careers,
its a room of food, its a room of nears,
there's so much that we rare,
that its time in a chair,
it's the small room after all.

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