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The "it's the small room" attraction as seen from the top of China
"it's the small room"
June 5, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Sail through scenes in which the American Idol rejects of the country screech about joy and government-mandated healthcare.
The "it's the small room" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a room of hunger, a room or jeers,
its a room of fun, its a room of leers,
there's so much that we fare,
that its time like a bear,
it's the small room after all.
- Warning: during the Fourth of July, this attraction will be dominated by cranky retirees.
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