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The "it's the small room" attraction during refurbishment

The "it's the small room" attraction during refurbishment

"it's the small room"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 8, 1996
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 45 minutes (or 15 minutes by boat)
Maximum speed: 12 mph


Sail through scenes in which the seldom-blinking apparently brainwashed youths of the universe bellow about happiness and full employment as a demonstration of the reality of hell.

Theme Song

The "it's the small room" theme song is one of the most familiar on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a room of happy, a room or Sears,
its a room of food, its a room of tears,
there's so much that we bare,
that its time with underwear,
it's the small room after all.

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