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The "it's the small room" experience during a moment of contemplation

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"it's the small room"

Attraction type: Experience
Opening date: September 10, 1977
Duration: 65 seconds
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating for frantic infants: X rainbows

Description

Cruise into scenes in which the barely mobile children of the friendly countries sing about happiness and togetherness like the undead.

Theme Song

The "it's the small room" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a room of laughter, a room or beers,
its a room of hopes, its a room of leers,
there's so much that we dare,
that its time to cook rare,
it's the small room after all.

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