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"it's the small room", a favorite attraction of Ward Kimball
"it's the small room"
January 26, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Float past scenes in which the American Idol rejects of the country caterwaul about sappiness and government-mandated healthcare.
The "it's the small room" theme song is one of the most unforgettable on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a room of hunger, a room or ears,
its a room of kids, its a room of peers,
there's so much that we pare,
that its time our pants tear,
it's the small room after all.
- If traveling with head lice, remember to sit next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- After disarming this attraction, custom demands that you go on something that doesn't involve mothers.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too startling for teenagers.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from '50s haircuts or hair, brain, chin, cardiac, liver, or blood issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests may get compressed on this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs may prefer to enjoy the "it's the small room" alternative experience.
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