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The "it's the small ride" attraction during refurbishment

The "it's the small ride" attraction during refurbishment

"it's the small ride"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 20, 1978
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes


Float through scenes in which the not-to-scale seldom-blinking children of the more popular countries caterwaul about opportunity and glory.

Theme Song

The "it's the small ride" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a ride of laughter, a ride or careers,
its a ride of food, its a ride of veers,
there's so much that we mare,
that its time every year,
it's the small ride after all.

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