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The "it's the small ride" attraction as seen from the top of the sea
"it's the small ride"
January 16, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Cruise through scenes in which the youngsters of the universe caterwaul about happiness and show tunes until forced to stop.
The "it's the small ride" theme song is one of the most well known on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a ride of glory, a ride or careers,
its a ride of joy, its a ride of shears,
there's so much that we pare,
that its time in a chair,
it's the small ride after all.
- If traveling with young children, you may want to wait until they're asleep before trying to find this attraction.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- No babies or nudity allowed.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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