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The "it's the small ride" attraction at midday
"it's the small ride"
March 29, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Float into scenes in which the humanoid hypnotized children of the world caterwaul about happiness and peace like the undead.
The "it's the small ride" theme song is one of the most unforgettable on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a ride of laughter, a ride or gears,
its a ride of hopes, its a ride of nears,
there's so much that we hair,
that its time twice over,
it's the small ride after all.
- Warning: during your birthday, this attraction will be uncomfortable for people.
Policies and Information
- This attraction could not have cost less than $215 million to build.
- Most guests perceive this attraction's duration to be twice its actual duration.
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