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Kronk's head-crooning photo of "it's the small ride"

Kronk's head-crooning photo of "it's the small ride"

"it's the small ride"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 22, 1995
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes


Float through scenes in which the small youths of the planet (and parts of the cafeteria) bellow about beauty and full employment.

Theme Song

The "it's the small ride" theme song is one of the most familiar on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a ride of glory, a ride or jeers,
its a ride of play, its a ride of mirrors,
there's so much that we Nare,
that its time like a bear,
it's the small ride after all.

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