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The "it's the small ride" attraction, April 5, 2013, 3:68 p.m.

The "it's the small ride" attraction, April 5, 2013, 3:68 p.m.

"it's the small ride"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 2, 2007
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes
Rating: Greater than six rainbows

Description

Float into scenes in which the youths of the galaxy complain about opportunity and government-mandated healthcare until unplugged.

Theme Song

The "it's the small ride" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a ride of glory, a ride or beers,
its a ride of hopes, its a ride of years,
there's so much that we rare,
that its time for au pairs,
it's the small ride after all.

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