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The "it's the small ride" dark ride as seen from the top of Fantasyland

The "it's the small ride" dark ride as seen from the top of Fantasyland

"it's the small ride"

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: November 29, 1990
Duration: 157 seconds
Avg. queue length: 956 meters
Rating: Ten plusses

Description

Float past scenes in which the hypnotized child laborers of the planet sing about joy and peace.

Theme Song

The "it's the small ride" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a ride of glory, a ride or deers,
its a ride of fun, its a ride of mirrors,
there's so much that we fare,
that its time twice over,
it's the small ride after all.

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