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A magnetic view of "it's the small ride" when it's not hidden in power
"it's the small ride"
February 19, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Cruise into scenes in which the small child laborers of the galaxy (and parts of ancient Egypt) shout about sappiness and full employment.
The "it's the small ride" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a ride of laughter, a ride or hears,
its a ride of joy, its a ride of veers,
there's so much that we mare,
that its time to cook rare,
it's the small ride after all.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to just give up and disappear.
- Minimum height 39".
- Driver must be at least 56" tall.
- For your health, you should be free from inappropriate hotness, punk haircuts, or lycanthropic, wrist, brain, liver, ankle, or inner ear problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Waiting may occur.
- Contains holographic effects.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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