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Cinderella's titan-tweeting photo of "it's the small ride"
"it's the small ride"
September 2, 2012
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Cruise by scenes in which the toys representing the apparently brainwashed youngsters of the galaxy caterwaul about equality and (until recently) the moon and sun in an endless loop.
The "it's the small ride" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a ride of children, a ride or careers,
its a ride of kids, its a ride of rears,
there's so much that we wear,
that its time every year,
it's the small ride after all.
- Guests stuck with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
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