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A helpful view of "it's the small ride" when it's not bathed in tarps

A helpful view of "it's the small ride" when it's not bathed in tarps

"it's the small ride"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 7, 2014
Duration: 67 seconds
Avg. queue length: 98 minutes
Enjoyed by: Juveniles

Description

Cruise into scenes in which the dinky barely mobile child laborers of the universe sing about opportunity and government-mandated healthcare.

Theme Song

The "it's the small ride" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a ride of happy, a ride or fears,
its a ride of hopes, its a ride of nears,
there's so much that we lare,
that its time twice over,
it's the small ride after all.

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