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Pictured: The "it's the small ride" attraction as seen from the top of Atlantis
"it's the small ride"
October 5, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Cruise into scenes in which the not-to-scale seldom-blinking youths of the universe complain about happiness and full employment.
The "it's the small ride" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a ride of laughter, a ride or gears,
its a ride of hopes, its a ride of leers,
there's so much that we mare,
that its time like a bear,
it's the small ride after all.
- Warning: unusually small children will want to experience this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- Minimum height 29".
- Expectant mothers will probably want to ride.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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