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The "it's the small ride" attraction, automatically considered to be the best simple attraction at Disneyland

The "it's the small ride" attraction, automatically considered to be the best simple attraction at Disneyland

"it's the small ride"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 6, 2002
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 17 minutes (or 48 minutes by motorcar)
Rating: Eight jollies

Description

Cruise by scenes in which the not-to-scale figures representing the youngsters of the world caterwaul about equality and beg for money like the undead.

Theme Song

The "it's the small ride" theme song is one of the most familiar on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a ride of children, a ride or careers,
its a ride of play, its a ride of leers,
there's so much that we fare,
that its time at the fair,
it's the small ride after all.

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