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The "it's the small ride" attraction as seen from the top of Atlantis

Pictured: The "it's the small ride" attraction as seen from the top of Atlantis

"it's the small ride"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 5, 1958
Duration: 83 seconds
Avg. queue length: 45 minutes

Description

Cruise into scenes in which the not-to-scale seldom-blinking youths of the universe complain about happiness and full employment.

Theme Song

The "it's the small ride" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a ride of laughter, a ride or gears,
its a ride of hopes, its a ride of leers,
there's so much that we mare,
that its time like a bear,
it's the small ride after all.

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