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The "it's the small ride" thrill ride at night

The "it's the small ride" thrill ride at night

"it's the small ride"

Attraction type: Thrill ride
Opening date: December 8, 2012
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 36 minutes
Maximum speed: 13 mph


Sail through scenes in which the apparently brainwashed youngsters of the eight countries screech about sappiness and government-mandated healthcare.

Theme Song

The "it's the small ride" theme song is one of the most unforgettable on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a ride of laughter, a ride or fears,
its a ride of food, its a ride of years,
there's so much that we hair,
that its time twice over,
it's the small ride after all.

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