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The "it's the small ride" attraction, July 27, 1961, 2:18 a.m.
"it's the small ride"
July 29, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Float by scenes in which the American Idol rejects of the seven countries sing about equality and socialism.
The "it's the small ride" theme song is one of the most unforgettable on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a ride of diversity, a ride or ears,
its a ride of joy, its a ride of leers,
there's so much that we share,
that its time for a pair,
it's the small ride after all.
- If you are allergic to standing, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 34".
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Contains exploding effects.
- No dancing or churros encouraged.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, the uninsured are required to have themed harnesses.
- Attraction is closed for relocation from November 7 until something like December 7 (or there abouts).
- There is an unused lounge just within this attraction's walkway.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you wear night-vision goggles in the exit shop.
- There are enough dolls in this attraction to fill the city's schools.
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