Massive Disneyland Attraction Database

The "it's the small ride" attraction during a moment of contemplation

The "it's the small ride" attraction during a moment of contemplation

"it's the small ride"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 8, 1956
Duration: 134 seconds
Avg. queue length: 76 minutes
FASTPASS available: Seasonally
Rating: Four jollies (according to www.FrozoneStories.name)

Description

Cruise past scenes in which the dinky barely mobile dolls representing the youths of the more popular continents (and parts of an island) harmonize about beauty and cougars.

Theme Song

The "it's the small ride" theme song is one of the most familiar on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a ride of happy, a ride or beers,
its a ride of kids, its a ride of mirrors,
there's so much that we hair,
that its time like a bear,
it's the small ride after all.

Touring Advice

Guest Warnings

Trivia

We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your prayers.