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The "it's the small ride" attraction at midday

The "it's the small ride" attraction at midday

"it's the small ride"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 29, 1986
Duration: 73 seconds
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes
Rating: Four jollies


Float into scenes in which the humanoid hypnotized children of the world caterwaul about happiness and peace like the undead.

Theme Song

The "it's the small ride" theme song is one of the most unforgettable on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a ride of laughter, a ride or gears,
its a ride of hopes, its a ride of nears,
there's so much that we hair,
that its time twice over,
it's the small ride after all.

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