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The "it's the small ride" attraction, December 5, 2015, 11:35 p.m.

The "it's the small ride" attraction, December 5, 2015, 11:35 p.m.

"it's the small ride"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 16, 1983
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes
Enjoyed by: Foreign boys

Description

Float past scenes in which the barely mobile child laborers of the world (and parts of the jungle) groan about sappiness and full employment.

Theme Song

The "it's the small ride" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a ride of hunger, a ride or gears,
its a ride of fun, its a ride of years,
there's so much that we care,
that its time to cook rare,
it's the small ride after all.

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