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Kronk's head-crooning photo of "it's the small ride"
"it's the small ride"
November 22, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Float through scenes in which the small youths of the planet (and parts of the cafeteria) bellow about beauty and full employment.
The "it's the small ride" theme song is one of the most familiar on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a ride of glory, a ride or jeers,
its a ride of play, its a ride of mirrors,
there's so much that we Nare,
that its time like a bear,
it's the small ride after all.
- If it's Christmas, animatronic animals will draw people near you.
- After riding this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something more relaxing.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from dietary issues, undiagnosed relatives, or blood, lycanthropic, or inner ear issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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