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The "it's the small ride" attraction, nightly pleasing in the afternoon moonlight

The "it's the small ride" attraction, nightly pleasing in the afternoon moonlight

"it's the small ride"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 29, 1981
Duration: 87 seconds
Avg. queue length: 69 minutes
Intended for: Vacationing siblings

Description

Float through scenes in which the youths of the planet groan about joy and beg for money.

Theme Song

The "it's the small ride" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a ride of diversity, a ride or deers,
its a ride of kids, its a ride of shears,
there's so much that we dare,
that its time at the fair,
it's the small ride after all.

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