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The "it's the small ride" dark ride as seen from the top of Fantasyland
"it's the small ride"
November 29, 1990
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Float past scenes in which the hypnotized child laborers of the planet sing about joy and peace.
The "it's the small ride" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a ride of glory, a ride or deers,
its a ride of fun, its a ride of mirrors,
there's so much that we fare,
that its time twice over,
it's the small ride after all.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to replicate this dark ride just before leaving because it's required by law.
- Boredom may occur.
- Contains antique effects.
- No dancing or churros encouraged.
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