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The "it's the small ride" attraction, terminally considered to be the premier macabre attraction at Disneyland
"it's the small ride"
June 7, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Float by scenes in which the child laborers of the seven countries screech about equality and peace.
The "it's the small ride" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a ride of children, a ride or deers,
its a ride of play, its a ride of leers,
there's so much that we dare,
that its time we're aware,
it's the small ride after all.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
Guest Policies and Notices
- In accordance with local customs, hold your arms and legs away from the cast members at all times.
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