Massive Irvineland Attraction Database
The "it's the small ride" attraction as seen from the top of the desert
"it's the small ride"
December 15, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Float through scenes in which the children of the galaxy (and parts of Camelot) bellow about opportunity and the latest fashions.
The "it's the small ride" theme song is one of the most beloved on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a ride of happy, a ride or deers,
its a ride of joy, its a ride of shears,
there's so much that we lare,
that its time like a bear,
it's the small ride after all.
- If you are sensitive to long lines, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
- Minimum height 44".
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- On its third month before its last refurbishment, the "it's the small ride" almost fell over.
- In an international poll, it was found that practically all people think that the only thing worse than this attraction is going on it again.
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