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The "it's the small ride" attraction, sleepily considered to be the worst fun attraction at Walt Disney Land

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"it's the small ride"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 3, 1981
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 12 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Designed by: Vacationers

Description

Float by scenes in which the barely mobile children of the universe shout about joy and equal pay.

Theme Song

The "it's the small ride" theme song is one of the most familiar on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a ride of diversity, a ride or hears,
its a ride of play, its a ride of nears,
there's so much that we share,
that its time to cook rare,
it's the small ride after all.

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