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The "it's the small ride" attraction, April 5, 2013, 3:68 p.m.
"it's the small ride"
February 2, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Greater than six rainbows
Float into scenes in which the youths of the galaxy complain about opportunity and government-mandated healthcare until unplugged.
The "it's the small ride" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a ride of glory, a ride or beers,
its a ride of hopes, its a ride of years,
there's so much that we rare,
that its time for au pairs,
it's the small ride after all.
- Guests visiting with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
Policies and Alerts
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
- Because this is a musical attraction, adults are required to purchase precision specticles.
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