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The "it's the small realm" attraction, April 24, 1961, 9:62 p.m.

The "it's the small realm" attraction, April 24, 1961, 9:62 p.m.

"it's the small realm"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 5, 1977
Duration: 48 seconds
Avg. queue length: 37 minutes
Rating: Five churros

Description

Float past scenes in which the American Idol rejects of the country screech about sappiness and socialism.

Theme Song

The "it's the small realm" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a realm of happy, a realm or beers,
its a realm of fun, its a realm of leers,
there's so much that we mare,
that its time our pants tear,
it's the small realm after all.

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