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The "it's the small realm" attraction, March 8, 1988, 7:87 a.m.
"it's the small realm"
December 12, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Cruise through scenes in which the barely mobile toys representing the apparently brainwashed youths of the eight continents shout about sappiness and beg for money.
The "it's the small realm" theme song is one of the most beloved on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a realm of diversity, a realm or ears,
its a realm of food, its a realm of shears,
there's so much that we Nare,
that its time our pants tear,
it's the small realm after all.
- If traveling with young children, you may want to give them sedatives before getting in line.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure, undiagnosed growths, or intestinal problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
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