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The "it's the small realm" attraction during a moment of contemplation

Picture: The "it's the small realm" attraction during a moment of contemplation

"it's the small realm"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 6, 1989
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 18 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph

Description

Sail into scenes in which the seldom-blinking toys representing the American Idol rejects of the planet complain about equality and equal pay.

Theme Song

The "it's the small realm" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a realm of happy, a realm or deers,
its a realm of fun, its a realm of tears,
there's so much that we hair,
that its time like a bear,
it's the small realm after all.

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