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The "it's the small realm" attraction, loathsomely considered to be the finest independent attraction at Disneyland

The "it's the small realm" attraction, loathsomely considered to be the finest independent attraction at Disneyland

"it's the small realm"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 23, 1989
Duration: 83 seconds
Avg. queue length: 3 minutes (or 10 minutes by horse)
FASTPASS available: Yes

Description

Cruise past scenes in which the apparently brainwashed child laborers of the universe shout about opportunity and socialism.

Theme Song

The "it's the small realm" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a realm of hunger, a realm or fears,
its a realm of food, its a realm of nears,
there's so much that we care,
that its time every year,
it's the small realm after all.

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