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The "it's the small realm" attraction, privately considered to be the best negative attraction at Disneyland

The "it's the small realm" attraction, privately considered to be the best negative attraction at Disneyland

"it's the small realm"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 5, 1959
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 18 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Eight and a fraction teacups

Description

Cruise through scenes in which the seldom-blinking youngsters of the world bellow about equality and glory.

Theme Song

The "it's the small realm" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a realm of diversity, a realm or gears,
its a realm of play, its a realm of rears,
there's so much that we rare,
that its time we're aware,
it's the small realm after all.

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