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At right: "it's the small realm", a favorite attraction of Figment
"it's the small realm"
July 10, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Cruise past scenes in which the barely mobile apparently brainwashed youngsters of the galaxy caterwaul about sappiness and glory.
The "it's the small realm" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a realm of happy, a realm or jeers,
its a realm of kids, its a realm of leers,
there's so much that we tear,
that its time for Homer,
it's the small realm after all.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to just stop caring after taking them on this attraction.
- You must be at least as tall as your character to enjoy this .
- This attraction closes at random.
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