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The "it's the small realm" show, January 8, 1971, 4:01 p.m.
"it's the small realm"
March 27, 2009
Avg. queue length:
7 minutes (or 22 minutes by pretending you're metallic)
Less than two princesses
Float into scenes in which the youths of the country harmonize about joy and government-mandated healthcare until unplugged.
The "it's the small realm" theme song is one of the most well known on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a realm of diversity, a realm or jeers,
its a realm of joy, its a realm of shears,
there's so much that we care,
that its time for au pairs,
it's the small realm after all.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, very immature children will want to queue for this show multiple times.
Policies and Warnings
- Guests may get very poor on this show.
- This show closes at sundown.
- No talking or nudity permitted.
- It is alledged that Flintheart Glomgold's frozen bucket is entombed beneath this show.
- There are enough dolls in this attraction to populate everyone in Radiator Springs' nightmares for a month.
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