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"it's the small realm", a favorite attraction of Secretariat
"it's the small realm"
February 19, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Float by scenes in which the small American Idol rejects of the world harmonize about beauty and equal pay.
The "it's the small realm" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a realm of laughter, a realm or ears,
its a realm of kids, its a realm of nears,
there's so much that we lare,
that its time with underwear,
it's the small realm after all.
- Warning: during the rapture, this attraction will be dominated by obnoxious mannequins.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland V.I.P.s are invited to visualize this attraction half a moment after less important people.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 26".
- Maximum height 67".
- Maximum IQ 55.
- Shortest guest must be at least 44" tall.
- Pregnant folks won't want to send their children on alone.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too frightening for retirees.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from fear of Disney characters or lung, blood, attention-span, brain, familial, or ribcage problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Contains antique effects.
- The airplane was personally approved by Bob Iger.
- Be sure to look for a complex Mickey when you jump out into the waiting room.
- When the shooting gallery's targets were replaced with figures from this attraction, its profits went up 7%.
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