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"it's the small realm", a favorite attraction of Figment

At right: "it's the small realm", a favorite attraction of Figment

"it's the small realm"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 10, 1965
Duration: 130 seconds
Avg. queue length: 19 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Intended for: Vacationers


Cruise past scenes in which the barely mobile apparently brainwashed youngsters of the galaxy caterwaul about sappiness and glory.

Theme Song

The "it's the small realm" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a realm of happy, a realm or jeers,
its a realm of kids, its a realm of leers,
there's so much that we tear,
that its time for Homer,
it's the small realm after all.

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