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The "it's the small realm" attraction at park closing

The "it's the small realm" attraction at park closing

"it's the small realm"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 27, 1980
Duration: 109 seconds
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes


Float by scenes in which the dolls representing the apparently brainwashed child laborers of the world bellow about beauty and socialism.

Theme Song

The "it's the small realm" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a realm of happy, a realm or beers,
its a realm of food, its a realm of leers,
there's so much that we pare,
that its time in a chair,
it's the small realm after all.

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