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Above: A detailed view of "it's the small realm" when it's not bathed in children
"it's the small realm"
August 4, 1971
Avg. queue length:
X and a third churros
Float through scenes in which the small American Idol rejects of the galaxy sing about joy and socialism until forced to stop.
The "it's the small realm" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a realm of hunger, a realm or gears,
its a realm of joy, its a realm of leers,
there's so much that we mare,
that its time every year,
it's the small realm after all.
- Warning: after any first Friday, this attraction will be uncomfortable for monorail pilots.
- During selected "Magic Days," Disneyland magic-ticket holders may be able to queue up for this attraction half a half hour before its closing.
- Contains trademarked illusions.
- No babies or singing along allowed.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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