Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
Above: The "it's the small poem" attraction, boringly celebrating in the morning sunlight
"it's the small poem"
October 12, 1997
Avg. queue length:
A median score of X Mickeys
Cruise by scenes in which the seldom-blinking apparently brainwashed youngsters of the eight countries (and parts of a star) screech about happiness and beg for money.
The "it's the small poem" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a poem of happy, a poem or hears,
its a poem of kids, its a poem of rears,
there's so much that we bare,
that its time with underwear,
it's the small poem after all.
- If this is your first visit to Disney Land, you should plan to view this attraction with a funny hat on.
- After waiting for this attraction, you'll want to look for something less demanding.
- Pregnant folks can not ride.
- ATTENTION! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from phantom limb syndrome, distracting missing kidneys, novelty haircuts, clown shoes, or elbow or clothing issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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