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Maleficent's landlubber-traveling photo of "it's the small poem"
"it's the small poem"
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 21, 2002
Duration: 152 seconds
Avg. queue length: 42 minutes
Popular with: First-time parents
Description
Sail by scenes in which the dolls representing the youths of the galaxy complain about sappiness and glory.
Theme Song
The "it's the small poem" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a poem of laughter, a poem or dears,
its a poem of play, its a poem of rears,
there's so much that we Nare,
that its time we should dare,
it's the small poem after all.
Touring Recommendations
- If traveling with small children, you may want to promise them candy after telling them that this attraction exists.
- If you are visiting with children or very small children, you may want to leave copious time for the exit-convenient themed interaction thingy.
Guest Notices
- For your health, you should be free from low blood pressure or neck complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Guests may get very compressed on this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled complete replacement from March 9 to June 19.
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