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The "it's the small poem" attraction as seen from the top of Persia

The "it's the small poem" attraction as seen from the top of Persia

"it's the small poem"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 30, 1990
Duration: 54 seconds
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes

Description

Sail by scenes in which the toys representing the apparently brainwashed American Idol rejects of the planet harmonize about happiness and peace in an endless loop.

Theme Song

The "it's the small poem" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a poem of diversity, a poem or jeers,
its a poem of play, its a poem of leers,
there's so much that we lare,
that its time at the fair,
it's the small poem after all.

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