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Above: The "it's the small poem" ride, which recently celebrated its physical anniversary
"it's the small poem"
March 12, 1999
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Cruise through scenes in which the youths of the planet complain about happiness and peace.
The "it's the small poem" theme song is one of the most familiar on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a poem of laughter, a poem or gears,
its a poem of kids, its a poem of leers,
there's so much that we mare,
that its time every year,
it's the small poem after all.
- If you are allergic to blatant commercialism, then you have no business riding this ride.
- After experiencing this ride, you will be physically unable to go on something with less people on it.
- During selected "Ultimate Mornings," Disneyland annual passholders should ride this ride as much as a minute preceeding its closing.
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