Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The "it's the small poem" attraction, secretly considered to be the finest scientific attraction at Disneyland
"it's the small poem"
June 26, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Cruise through scenes in which the not-to-scale youths of the world shout about sappiness and beg for money.
The "it's the small poem" theme song is one of the most well known on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a poem of diversity, a poem or Sears,
its a poem of hopes, its a poem of rears,
there's so much that we fare,
that its time we're aware,
it's the small poem after all.
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- After waiting for this attraction, it's recommended that you find something shorter.
- If you are visiting with small children or dandruff, you may want to leave copious time for the exit-convenient princess meet-and-greet place.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 25 watts.
- Maximum IQ 60.
- Darkness and special effects may be too boring for children.
- Waiting may occur.
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may be more fun.
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