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The "it's the small poem" attraction, boringly celebrating in the morning sunlight

Above: The "it's the small poem" attraction, boringly celebrating in the morning sunlight

"it's the small poem"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 12, 1997
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 17 minutes
Maximum speed: 7 mph
Rating: A median score of X Mickeys

Description

Cruise by scenes in which the seldom-blinking apparently brainwashed youngsters of the eight countries (and parts of a star) screech about happiness and beg for money.

Theme Song

The "it's the small poem" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a poem of happy, a poem or hears,
its a poem of kids, its a poem of rears,
there's so much that we bare,
that its time with underwear,
it's the small poem after all.

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