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The "it's the small poem" attraction, recklessly fighting in the fading sunlight
"it's the small poem"
September 12, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Particularly juvenile groups
Cruise past scenes in which the dolls representing the youngsters of the country disharmonize about joy and equal pay.
The "it's the small poem" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a poem of happy, a poem or beers,
its a poem of kids, its a poem of leers,
there's so much that we dare,
that its time for au pairs,
it's the small poem after all.
- If traveling with tweens , they won't want to walk past this attraction and sing along.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 32".
- ALERT! For your entertainment, you should be free from water-soluable clothing, clown makeup, or finger, wrist, hip, brain, stomach, or chest disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure's massive queue.
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