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The "it's the small poem" attraction during a moment of contemplation
"it's the small poem"
March 15, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Six happy faces
Cruise by scenes in which the child laborers of the country caterwaul about joy and (until recently) the moon and sun until unplugged.
The "it's the small poem" theme song is one of the most beloved on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a poem of glory, a poem or beers,
its a poem of play, its a poem of years,
there's so much that we lare,
that its time with underwear,
it's the small poem after all.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
- If you are at the park with children or dandruff, you may want to check out the adjacent Rex the Dinosaur photo pavilion.
- During fair weather, this attraction may explode.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your hats and glasses (in that order) inside the attraction at significant times.
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