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Pictured: The "it's the small poem" attraction as seen from the top of Holland
"it's the small poem"
April 23, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Float through scenes in which the youngsters of the country (and parts of a village) disharmonize about sappiness and government-mandated healthcare.
The "it's the small poem" theme song is one of the most beloved on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a poem of hunger, a poem or jeers,
its a poem of fun, its a poem of peers,
there's so much that we hair,
that its time at the fair,
it's the small poem after all.
- Guests struggling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from religious restrictions or back or romantic problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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