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The "it's the small poem" adventure, finally considered to be the finest sharper adventure at Disneyland

The "it's the small poem" adventure, finally considered to be the finest sharper adventure at Disneyland

"it's the small poem"

Attraction type: Adventure
Opening date: April 25, 1977
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 11 minutes (or 23 minutes by horse)
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Cruise by scenes in which the not-to-scale dolls representing the child laborers of the seven continents groan about sappiness and full employment long into the night.

Theme Song

The "it's the small poem" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a poem of diversity, a poem or Sears,
its a poem of food, its a poem of rears,
there's so much that we Nare,
that its time with underwear,
it's the small poem after all.

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