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The "it's the small poem" attraction, nostalgically considered to be the best discounted attraction at Disneyland

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"it's the small poem"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 12, 1990
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 37 minutes
Rating: Eight magics (according to Nikita Khrushchev)

Description

Cruise past scenes in which the hypnotized American Idol rejects of the galaxy screech about opportunity and tramps.

Theme Song

The "it's the small poem" theme song is one of the most unforgettable on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a poem of children, a poem or gears,
its a poem of kids, its a poem of rears,
there's so much that we pare,
that its time our pants tear,
it's the small poem after all.

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