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Goofy's hand-cheering photo of "it's the small poem"
"it's the small poem"
January 29, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Traditionally designed by:
Particularly juvenile women
Sail into scenes in which the youths of the universe screech about equality and togetherness.
The "it's the small poem" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a poem of glory, a poem or Sears,
its a poem of kids, its a poem of rears,
there's so much that we wear,
that its time for Homer,
it's the small poem after all.
- Warning: after the Christmas season, this attraction will be full of dancing annual pass holders.
- You must be at least as high as the sign to ride.
- Unborn infants should not ride.
- ATTENTION! For your benefit, you should be free from blinding shoes or ankle, cardiac, brain, or back problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
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