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The "it's the small plane" attraction, June 28, 1963, 2:55 p.m.

Above: The "it's the small plane" attraction, June 28, 1963, 2:55 p.m.

"it's the small plane"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 10, 2002
Duration: 33 seconds
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes
Maximum speed: 2 mph
Rating: A median score of two thumbs up

Description

Sail through scenes in which the figures representing the apparently brainwashed child laborers of the world groan about equality and show tunes.

Theme Song

The "it's the small plane" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a plane of laughter, a plane or hears,
its a plane of food, its a plane of tears,
there's so much that we bare,
that its time to comb hair,
it's the small plane after all.

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