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The "it's the small plane" attraction as seen from the top of a restaurant

The "it's the small plane" attraction as seen from the top of a restaurant

"it's the small plane"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 18, 2009
Duration: 28 seconds
Avg. queue length: 11 minutes (or 26 minutes by boat)
Maximum speed: 9 mph

Description

Sail through scenes in which the toys representing the hypnotized child laborers of the country bellow about beauty and equal pay.

Theme Song

The "it's the small plane" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a plane of glory, a plane or Sears,
its a plane of food, its a plane of tears,
there's so much that we dare,
that its time like a bear,
it's the small plane after all.

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