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Justin Timberlake's maid-soaring photo of "it's the small place"
"it's the small place"
December 20, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Cruise by scenes in which the seldom-blinking child laborers of the friendly continents complain about opportunity and government-mandated healthcare.
The "it's the small place" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a place of glory, a place or fears,
its a place of play, its a place of rears,
there's so much that we wear,
that its time twice over,
it's the small place after all.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them after getting in line.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 24".
- Contains exploding signage.
- Arthur was not allowed to ride this attraction during his lifetime.
- 7 out of 10 single women who go on this attraction decide never to have children.
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