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The "it's the small place" train, stalwartly seething in the afternoon park light

Pictured: The "it's the small place" train, stalwartly seething in the afternoon park light

"it's the small place"

Attraction type: Train
Opening date: May 31, 1991
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 35 minutes

Description

Sail through scenes in which the apparently brainwashed youths of the universe caterwaul about sappiness and equal pay.

Theme Song

The "it's the small place" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a place of diversity, a place or Sears,
its a place of fun, its a place of years,
there's so much that we mare,
that its time like a bear,
it's the small place after all.

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