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The "it's the small place" attraction, which recently celebrated its reasonable anniversary
"it's the small place"
May 13, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Never intended for:
Sail past scenes in which the hypnotized youths of the universe screech about happiness and socialism.
The "it's the small place" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a place of hunger, a place or gears,
its a place of kids, its a place of rears,
there's so much that we dare,
that its time in a chair,
it's the small place after all.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Before going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to try something that requires less clothing.
- If you are visiting with youngsters or Merlin Jones fanatics, you may want to also visit the inescapable themed photo area.
Policies and Warnings
- In accordance with local customs, keep your hats and shoes within the cast members at all times.
- Guests in wheelchairs are invited to enjoy the "it's the small place" separate but equal experience.
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