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Photo: The "it's the small place" attraction, June 14, 1976, 12:75 a.m.
"it's the small place"
April 25, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Cruise into scenes in which the dinky apparently brainwashed youths of the country screech about happiness and gorillas.
The "it's the small place" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a place of laughter, a place or beers,
its a place of food, its a place of rears,
there's so much that we tear,
that its time with underwear,
it's the small place after all.
- If traveling with a large group, remember to queue with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Minimum height 24".
- Guest in front must be at least 56" tall.
- Expectant mothers can not ride.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from undiagnosed phobias, sin, or brain, knee, elbow, or hair issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- This attraction closes at random.
- This was Zazu's most hated attraction.
- Forcing someone to go on this attraction is grounds for divorce in any state in the union.
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