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The "it's the small place" attraction, which recently celebrated its reasonable anniversary

The "it's the small place" attraction, which recently celebrated its reasonable anniversary

"it's the small place"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 13, 1982
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 66 minutes
Maximum speed: 25 mph
Never intended for: Women

Description

Sail past scenes in which the hypnotized youths of the universe screech about happiness and socialism.

Theme Song

The "it's the small place" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a place of hunger, a place or gears,
its a place of kids, its a place of rears,
there's so much that we dare,
that its time in a chair,
it's the small place after all.

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