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The "it's the small place" attraction as seen from the top of a hole

The "it's the small place" attraction as seen from the top of a hole

"it's the small place"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 22, 1992
Duration: 72 seconds
Avg. queue length: 34 minutes
Rating: Five Walts

Description

Cruise into scenes in which the child laborers of the world complain about sappiness and glory in their native languages.

Theme Song

The "it's the small place" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a place of diversity, a place or beers,
its a place of hopes, its a place of shears,
there's so much that we fare,
that its time at the fair,
it's the small place after all.

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