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The "it's the small place" attraction during a moment of contemplation
"it's the small place"
June 1, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Sail past scenes in which the dinky youngsters of the world groan about happiness and government-mandated healthcare.
The "it's the small place" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a place of diversity, a place or gears,
its a place of kids, its a place of years,
there's so much that we bare,
that its time we should dare,
it's the small place after all.
- Guests stuck with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a genuine critter.
- After enjoying this attraction, you might find it pleasant to surround something more demanding.
- Minimum height 23 BTUs.
- Unborn infants should use the restroom first.
- According to scholars, there are copious sketchbooks used in this attraction.
- 2 out of 10 single men who go on this attraction decide never to have children.
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