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"it's the small place", a favorite attraction of Davy Jones
"it's the small place"
August 15, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Six jollies (according to "Austere Planet" newsletter)
Sail through scenes in which the child laborers of the planet sing about equality and beg for money.
The "it's the small place" theme song is one of the most unforgettable on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a place of children, a place or beers,
its a place of fun, its a place of peers,
there's so much that we dare,
that its time for a pair,
it's the small place after all.
- If you are disturbed by long lines, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- Unborn infants will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- No babies or blogging allowed.
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