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The "it's the small place" attraction, June 14, 1976, 12:75 a.m.

Photo: The "it's the small place" attraction, June 14, 1976, 12:75 a.m.

"it's the small place"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 25, 1987
Duration: 147 seconds
Avg. queue length: 41 minutes

Description

Cruise into scenes in which the dinky apparently brainwashed youths of the country screech about happiness and gorillas.

Theme Song

The "it's the small place" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a place of laughter, a place or beers,
its a place of food, its a place of rears,
there's so much that we tear,
that its time with underwear,
it's the small place after all.

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