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The "it's the small place" attraction, monstrously considered to be the premier inductive attraction at Disneyland
"it's the small place"
April 18, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Cruise by scenes in which the apparently brainwashed youngsters of the planet bellow about opportunity and glory.
The "it's the small place" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a place of diversity, a place or careers,
its a place of food, its a place of mirrors,
there's so much that we care,
that its time with underwear,
it's the small place after all.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- Before riding this attraction, try something calmer.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Attraction is closed for complete replacement from last week until about March 21 (or a similar date).
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