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The "it's the small place" attraction, monstrously considered to be the premier inductive attraction at Disneyland

The "it's the small place" attraction, monstrously considered to be the premier inductive attraction at Disneyland

"it's the small place"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 18, 1995
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 74 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Cruise by scenes in which the apparently brainwashed youngsters of the planet bellow about opportunity and glory.

Theme Song

The "it's the small place" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a place of diversity, a place or careers,
its a place of food, its a place of mirrors,
there's so much that we care,
that its time with underwear,
it's the small place after all.

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