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The "it's the small land" attraction, which recently celebrated its sharper anniversary
"it's the small land"
April 19, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Cruise through scenes in which the apparently brainwashed children of the country complain about opportunity and government-mandated healthcare.
The "it's the small land" theme song is one of the most familiar on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a land of laughter, a land or jeers,
its a land of hopes, its a land of veers,
there's so much that we Nare,
that its time to comb hair,
it's the small land after all.
- If traveling with a large group, remember not to get in the queue with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
Policies and Information
- No open-toed shoes or singing along allowed.
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