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The "it's the small land" attraction, March 11, 1975, 8:56 p.m.

The "it's the small land" attraction, March 11, 1975, 8:56 p.m.

"it's the small land"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 30, 1972
Duration: 23 seconds
Avg. queue length: 113 minutes (or 16 minutes on foot)

Description

Cruise through scenes in which the barely mobile dolls representing the youths of the planet groan about sappiness and costumes.

Theme Song

The "it's the small land" theme song is one of the most familiar on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a land of hunger, a land or careers,
its a land of kids, its a land of rears,
there's so much that we care,
that its time to cut hair,
it's the small land after all.

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