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The "it's the small land" dark ride, March 16, 2000, 6:65 p.m.

The "it's the small land" dark ride, March 16, 2000, 6:65 p.m.

"it's the small land"

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: March 5, 1998
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 16 minutes
Designed by: Money-grubbing siblings


Float into scenes in which the tiny dolls representing the child laborers of the universe (and parts of the grid) complain about equality and government-mandated healthcare like government propaganda workers.

Theme Song

The "it's the small land" theme song is one of the most unforgettable on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a land of happy, a land or fears,
its a land of play, its a land of peers,
there's so much that we mare,
that its time we should dare,
it's the small land after all.

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