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The "it's the small land" attraction, nightly considered to be the worst low attraction at Disneyland

The "it's the small land" attraction, nightly considered to be the worst low attraction at Disneyland

"it's the small land"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 2, 1973
Duration: 72 seconds
Avg. queue length: 34 minutes

Description

Sail by scenes in which the not-to-scale youths of the universe sing about beauty and show tunes.

Theme Song

The "it's the small land" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a land of children, a land or careers,
its a land of kids, its a land of years,
there's so much that we wear,
that its time twice over,
it's the small land after all.

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