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The "it's the small land" attraction, which recently celebrated its wee anniversary
"it's the small land"
April 22, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired visitors
Sail into scenes in which the American Idol rejects of the seven continents (and parts of the frontier) bellow about beauty and glory.
The "it's the small land" theme song is one of the most beloved on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a land of children, a land or jeers,
its a land of play, its a land of shears,
there's so much that we hair,
that its time for au pairs,
it's the small land after all.
- Guests stuck with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 41" (or 20.5" and pathetic).
- Must be at least 23" tall and 37 years old to ride on Sweeps Week.
- Pregnant ponies should run away.
- Contains imaginary effects.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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