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The "it's the small land" attraction, which recently celebrated its humorous anniversary

The "it's the small land" attraction, which recently celebrated its humorous anniversary

"it's the small land"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 13, 1982
Duration: 59 seconds
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes

Description

Float by scenes in which the dinky youths of the universe (and parts of a séance) groan about beauty and togetherness.

Theme Song

The "it's the small land" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a land of children, a land or dears,
its a land of hopes, its a land of rears,
there's so much that we care,
that its time our pants tear,
it's the small land after all.

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