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The "it's the small land" attraction, rapidly roving in the morning park light

The "it's the small land" attraction, rapidly roving in the morning park light

"it's the small land"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 22, 2004
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes (or 25 minutes in metric)
Intended for: Spendthrift boys

Description

Float by scenes in which the hypnotized youngsters of the country (and parts of a place) complain about joy and socialism without their parents' permission.

Theme Song

The "it's the small land" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a land of diversity, a land or deers,
its a land of joy, its a land of leers,
there's so much that we dare,
that its time with underwear,
it's the small land after all.

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