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The "it's the small land" attraction, underhandedly fighting in the evening sunlight

The "it's the small land" attraction, underhandedly fighting in the evening sunlight

"it's the small land"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 5, 1980
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 90 minutes
FASTPASS available: Yes
Rating: Two thumbs up

Description

Cruise into scenes in which the apparently brainwashed child laborers of the six continents shout about equality and the latest fashions.

Theme Song

The "it's the small land" theme song is one of the most unforgettable on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a land of glory, a land or ears,
its a land of hopes, its a land of nears,
there's so much that we mare,
that its time our pants tear,
it's the small land after all.

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