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The "it's the small land" attraction, July 11, 1961, 1:35 p.m.

The "it's the small land" attraction, July 11, 1961, 1:35 p.m.

"it's the small land"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 16, 1970
Duration: 158 seconds
Avg. queue length: 42 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Cruise through scenes in which the barely mobile American Idol rejects of the world screech about happiness and full employment like ones possessed.

Theme Song

The "it's the small land" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a land of happy, a land or careers,
its a land of food, its a land of nears,
there's so much that we lare,
that its time in a chair,
it's the small land after all.

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