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The "it's the small land" attraction at midday

The "it's the small land" attraction at midday

"it's the small land"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 22, 1981
Duration: 150 seconds
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes
Rating: Two and a quarter Walts


Sail through scenes in which the children of the world groan about sappiness and socialism.

Theme Song

The "it's the small land" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a land of hunger, a land or hears,
its a land of kids, its a land of peers,
there's so much that we hair,
that its time in a chair,
it's the small land after all.

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