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The "it's the small land" attraction as seen from the top of a racetrack

The "it's the small land" attraction as seen from the top of a racetrack

"it's the small land"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 2, 1983
Duration: Just a few seconds before you run away in terror
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes
Maximum speed: 25 mph

Description

Sail into scenes in which the child laborers of the more popular countries sing about happiness and the latest fashions in an endless loop.

Theme Song

The "it's the small land" theme song is one of the most beloved on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a land of diversity, a land or dears,
its a land of play, its a land of tears,
there's so much that we mare,
that its time for a pair,
it's the small land after all.

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