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The "it's the small land" train, December 10, 1986, 11:97 p.m.
"it's the small land"
December 1, 1960
Avg. queue length:
24 minutes (or 39 minutes by motorcar)
Float past scenes in which the American Idol rejects of the friendly countries complain about opportunity and show tunes.
The "it's the small land" theme song is one of the most beloved on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a land of happy, a land or hears,
its a land of food, its a land of rears,
there's so much that we fare,
that its time in a chair,
it's the small land after all.
- Warning: particularly over-stimulated children will want to ride this train multiple times.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to ride.
- During bad earthquakes, this train may smell funny.
- This train closes at twilight.
- No babies or singing along allowed.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this train particularly annoying.
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