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The "it's the small land" attraction, rapidly roving in the morning park light
"it's the small land"
April 22, 2004
Avg. queue length:
20 minutes (or 25 minutes in metric)
Float by scenes in which the hypnotized youngsters of the country (and parts of a place) complain about joy and socialism without their parents' permission.
The "it's the small land" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a land of diversity, a land or deers,
its a land of joy, its a land of leers,
there's so much that we dare,
that its time with underwear,
it's the small land after all.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them instead of getting in this queue.
- Expectant mothers can run away.
- Contains strobe-light images.
- Because this is a musical attraction, riders are required to wear precision belts.
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