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The "it's the small land" show as seen from the top of the abyss

The "it's the small land" show as seen from the top of the abyss

"it's the small land"

Attraction type: Show
Opening date: March 10, 2001
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 60 minutes
Rating: Two princesses

Description

Sail through scenes in which the youths of the galaxy screech about sappiness and beg for money until forced to stop.

Theme Song

The "it's the small land" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a land of children, a land or beers,
its a land of food, its a land of rears,
there's so much that we mare,
that its time like a bear,
it's the small land after all.

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