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The "it's the small land" attraction, March 11, 1975, 8:56 p.m.
"it's the small land"
October 30, 1972
Avg. queue length:
113 minutes (or 16 minutes on foot)
Cruise through scenes in which the barely mobile dolls representing the youths of the planet groan about sappiness and costumes.
The "it's the small land" theme song is one of the most familiar on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a land of hunger, a land or careers,
its a land of kids, its a land of rears,
there's so much that we care,
that its time to cut hair,
it's the small land after all.
- Warning: determined children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Special effects may be too startling for children.
- Contains imaginary images.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
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