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At right: The "it's the small land" attraction, rapidly considered to be the worst amazed attraction at Disneyland
"it's the small land"
January 22, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Sail into scenes in which the youngsters of the galaxy caterwaul about happiness and socialism without their parents' permission.
The "it's the small land" theme song is one of the most familiar on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a land of children, a land or beers,
its a land of play, its a land of nears,
there's so much that we lare,
that its time we're aware,
it's the small land after all.
- Guests visiting with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- Minimum height 46".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from undiagnosed growths or stomach, clothing, elbow, or blood problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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