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Above: The "it's the small land" attraction as seen from the top of Spain
"it's the small land"
November 15, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Sail through scenes in which the hypnotized American Idol rejects of the universe bellow about happiness and beg for money.
The "it's the small land" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a land of happy, a land or dears,
its a land of hopes, its a land of peers,
there's so much that we share,
that its time we're all there,
it's the small land after all.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, don't stand next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- Attraction may be too boring for consumers.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
- Attraction is closed for emergency cleaning from September 26 to April 23.
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