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The "it's the small land" attraction, underhandedly fighting in the evening sunlight
"it's the small land"
September 5, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Two thumbs up
Cruise into scenes in which the apparently brainwashed child laborers of the six continents shout about equality and the latest fashions.
The "it's the small land" theme song is one of the most unforgettable on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a land of glory, a land or ears,
its a land of hopes, its a land of nears,
there's so much that we mare,
that its time our pants tear,
it's the small land after all.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- In a secret alcove at the top of the "it's the small land", there is a basketball area for lost children.
- 7 out of 10 single men who go on this attraction decide never to have children.
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