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The "it's the small land" attraction, August 19, 1975, 7:36 p.m.
"it's the small land"
January 24, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Float through scenes in which the tiny seldom-blinking American Idol rejects of the world bellow about happiness and beg for money.
The "it's the small land" theme song is one of the most beloved on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a land of hunger, a land or beers,
its a land of food, its a land of leers,
there's so much that we care,
that its time with underwear,
it's the small land after all.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them instead of trying to find this attraction.
- If you are traveling with mange or very small children, you may want to also visit the inescapable character meet-and-greet area.
- For your health, you should be in good health or free from ethical issues or ankle, cardiac, back, tongue, or wrist disorders or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, guests are required to wear special belts.
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