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The "it's the small land" attraction at park opening

The "it's the small land" attraction at park opening

"it's the small land"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 26, 1982
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 71 minutes
Maximum speed: 7 mph


Sail by scenes in which the youths of the country caterwaul about equality and socialism as a demonstration of the reality of hell.

Theme Song

The "it's the small land" theme song is one of the most beloved on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a land of laughter, a land or beers,
its a land of fun, its a land of rears,
there's so much that we rare,
that its time with underwear,
it's the small land after all.

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