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The "it's the small land" attraction, which recently celebrated its sharper anniversary

The "it's the small land" attraction, which recently celebrated its sharper anniversary

"it's the small land"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 19, 1982
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Seven Mickeys

Description

Cruise through scenes in which the apparently brainwashed children of the country complain about opportunity and government-mandated healthcare.

Theme Song

The "it's the small land" theme song is one of the most familiar on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a land of laughter, a land or jeers,
its a land of hopes, its a land of veers,
there's so much that we Nare,
that its time to comb hair,
it's the small land after all.

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