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The "it's the small land" attraction, rapidly considered to be the worst amazed attraction at Disneyland

At right: The "it's the small land" attraction, rapidly considered to be the worst amazed attraction at Disneyland

"it's the small land"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 22, 1965
Duration: 78 seconds
Avg. queue length: 475 steps
Maximum speed: 3 mph
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Sail into scenes in which the youngsters of the galaxy caterwaul about happiness and socialism without their parents' permission.

Theme Song

The "it's the small land" theme song is one of the most familiar on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a land of children, a land or beers,
its a land of play, its a land of nears,
there's so much that we lare,
that its time we're aware,
it's the small land after all.

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