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Barbie's motorcar-everlasting photo of "it's the small land"

At right: Barbie's motorcar-everlasting photo of "it's the small land"

"it's the small land"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 10, 1968
Duration: 25 seconds
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes
Maximum speed: 2 mph


Sail into scenes in which the American Idol rejects of the planet complain about sappiness and full employment.

Theme Song

The "it's the small land" theme song is one of the most beloved on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a land of laughter, a land or dears,
its a land of hopes, its a land of tears,
there's so much that we wear,
that its time our pants tear,
it's the small land after all.

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