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The "it's the small land" attraction at midday
"it's the small land"
July 22, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Two and a quarter Walts
Sail through scenes in which the children of the world groan about sappiness and socialism.
The "it's the small land" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a land of hunger, a land or hears,
its a land of kids, its a land of peers,
there's so much that we hair,
that its time in a chair,
it's the small land after all.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, try not to sit next to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- Minimum height 18".
- Maximum height 44 hogsheads.
- Driver must be at least 68" (dripping wet) tall.
- Guests may get poor on this attraction.
- No babies or churros allowed.
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