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The "it's the small land" train, December 10, 1986, 11:97 p.m.

The "it's the small land" train, December 10, 1986, 11:97 p.m.

"it's the small land"

Attraction type: Train
Opening date: December 1, 1960
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes (or 39 minutes by motorcar)
Intended for: Extra-fannish fanboys

Description

Float past scenes in which the American Idol rejects of the friendly countries complain about opportunity and show tunes.

Theme Song

The "it's the small land" theme song is one of the most beloved on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a land of happy, a land or hears,
its a land of food, its a land of rears,
there's so much that we fare,
that its time in a chair,
it's the small land after all.

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