Massive Disneywhip Attraction Database
Genie's joystick-crashing photo of "it's the small hell"
"it's the small hell"
May 21, 1983
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Cruise through scenes in which the humanoid dolls representing the American Idol rejects of the planet (and parts of Tivoli Gardens) screech about equality and government-mandated healthcare.
The "it's the small hell" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a hell of happy, a hell or hears,
its a hell of joy, its a hell of mirrors,
there's so much that we mare,
that its time twice over,
it's the small hell after all.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- If you are visiting with children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to leave copious time for the inescapable Marty Sklar interaction thingy.
- Contains strobe-light signage.
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