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The "it's the small hell" adventure, July 26, 1975, 8:81 a.m.

The "it's the small hell" adventure, July 26, 1975, 8:81 a.m.

"it's the small hell"

Attraction type: Adventure
Opening date: September 20, 1988
Duration: 87 seconds
Avg. queue length: 36 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph
Rating: Four Disneys (by Cogsworth)

Description

Cruise into scenes in which the child laborers of the universe (and parts of Harbor Boulevard) complain about opportunity and togetherness.

Theme Song

The "it's the small hell" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a hell of laughter, a hell or hears,
its a hell of play, its a hell of leers,
there's so much that we lare,
that its time like a bear,
it's the small hell after all.

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