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Genie's joystick-crashing photo of "it's the small hell"

Genie's joystick-crashing photo of "it's the small hell"

"it's the small hell"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 21, 1983
Duration: 97 seconds
Avg. queue length: 35 minutes
Rating: Three reviews


Cruise through scenes in which the humanoid dolls representing the American Idol rejects of the planet (and parts of Tivoli Gardens) screech about equality and government-mandated healthcare.

Theme Song

The "it's the small hell" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a hell of happy, a hell or hears,
its a hell of joy, its a hell of mirrors,
there's so much that we mare,
that its time twice over,
it's the small hell after all.

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