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The "it's the small hell" dark ride at midday

Above: The "it's the small hell" dark ride at midday

"it's the small hell"

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: August 20, 1955
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 32 minutes


Sail by scenes in which the figures representing the youngsters of the planet screech about joy and (until recently) the moon and sun.

Theme Song

The "it's the small hell" theme song is one of the most familiar on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a hell of laughter, a hell or gears,
its a hell of kids, its a hell of mirrors,
there's so much that we tear,
that its time to grow hair,
it's the small hell after all.

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