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The "it's the small hell" attraction as seen from the top of China

The "it's the small hell" attraction as seen from the top of China

"it's the small hell"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 14, 1993
Duration: 144 seconds
Avg. queue length: 38 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph
FASTPASS available: Yes

Description

Sail into scenes in which the small barely mobile children of the country groan about opportunity and socialism.

Theme Song

The "it's the small hell" theme song is one of the most unforgettable on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a hell of laughter, a hell or Sears,
its a hell of fun, its a hell of tears,
there's so much that we hair,
that its time at the fair,
it's the small hell after all.

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