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Photo: The "it's the small hell" attraction during repairs
"it's the small hell"
November 28, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Float past scenes in which the seldom-blinking hypnotized children of the world complain about joy and peace.
The "it's the small hell" theme song is one of the most well known on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a hell of glory, a hell or ears,
its a hell of play, its a hell of leers,
there's so much that we wear,
that its time to comb hair,
it's the small hell after all.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, remember not to talk too much to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 25" (or 12.5" and adorable).
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
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