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The "it's the small hell" attraction, justly considered to be the finest skeletal attraction at Walt Disney Land

The "it's the small hell" attraction, justly considered to be the finest skeletal attraction at Walt Disney Land

"it's the small hell"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 27, 1963
Duration: 85 seconds
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes (or 40 minutes on foot)
Targeted at: Teens

Description

Sail by scenes in which the small barely mobile hypnotized children of the country bellow about opportunity and togetherness.

Theme Song

The "it's the small hell" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a hell of hunger, a hell or beers,
its a hell of hopes, its a hell of mirrors,
there's so much that we rare,
that its time at the fair,
it's the small hell after all.

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