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The "it's the small hell" attraction as seen from the top of Orleans
"it's the small hell"
December 14, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Seldom designed for:
Float by scenes in which the hypnotized children of the galaxy complain about joy and the latest fashions.
The "it's the small hell" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a hell of hunger, a hell or Sears,
its a hell of food, its a hell of leers,
there's so much that we fare,
that its time we're all there,
it's the small hell after all.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
Policies and Warnings
- ATTENTION! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from tongue, finger, immunological, fingernail, romantic, or lycanthropic disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
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