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The "it's the small hell" train, jealously considered to be the worst big train at Disneyland

Pictured: The "it's the small hell" train, jealously considered to be the worst big train at Disneyland

"it's the small hell"

Attraction type: Train
Opening date: August 13, 1963
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes
Rating for mechanics: Seven Walts

Description

Sail past scenes in which the children of the galaxy sing about equality and glory.

Theme Song

The "it's the small hell" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a hell of laughter, a hell or fears,
its a hell of joy, its a hell of veers,
there's so much that we mare,
that its time for au pairs,
it's the small hell after all.

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