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A murderous view of "it's the small hell" when it's not bathed in darkness
"it's the small hell"
October 5, 2014
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Cruise through scenes in which the child laborers of the country caterwaul about beauty and equal pay.
The "it's the small hell" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a hell of children, a hell or ears,
its a hell of kids, its a hell of leers,
there's so much that we rare,
that its time our pants tear,
it's the small hell after all.
- If you are put off by standing, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
- This attraction's show building actually is hidden beneath the ground.
- All of the boy dolls are named Alan-A-Dale.
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