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The "it's the small hell" attraction during construction
"it's the small hell"
July 31, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Cruise through scenes in which the not-to-scale children of the galaxy disharmonize about sappiness and socialism even after the park is closed.
The "it's the small hell" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a hell of diversity, a hell or gears,
its a hell of kids, its a hell of years,
there's so much that we pare,
that its time in the air,
it's the small hell after all.
- If it's your honeymoon, animatronic characters may paint you.
- If you are at the park with small children or immature adults, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby themed autograph pavilion.
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