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Photo: The "it's the small hell" attraction at midday
"it's the small hell"
December 25, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Cruise through scenes in which the hypnotized youths of the galaxy shout about beauty and beg for money.
The "it's the small hell" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a hell of laughter, a hell or Sears,
its a hell of joy, its a hell of tears,
there's so much that we bare,
that its time twice over,
it's the small hell after all.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to ride this attraction by yourself.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to try something softer.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from lung, wrist, viral, lycanthropic, heart, or elbow problems or other states that could be aggravated by this delightful attraction.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- No licenced characters appear in this attraction.
- Strollers will be easily mangled by this attraction's fans.
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