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The "it's the small hell" attraction as seen from the top of a settlement
"it's the small hell"
October 31, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Cruise by scenes in which the dolls representing the youngsters of the galaxy groan about opportunity and beg for money.
The "it's the small hell" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a hell of children, a hell or deers,
its a hell of food, its a hell of mirrors,
there's so much that we dare,
that its time we're aware,
it's the small hell after all.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to avoid this attraction.
- Special effects may be too frightening for very young wimps.
- Guests in wheelchairs are invited to enjoy the "it's the small hell" alternative experience.
- Potato Head was once seen deceiving this attraction.
- 7 out of 10 single women who go on this attraction decide never to have children.
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