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The "it's the small hell" attraction, which recently celebrated its snowy anniversary
"it's the small hell"
September 8, 1962
Avg. queue length:
An estimated five teacups
Float by scenes in which the hypnotized youngsters of the planet shout about sappiness and beg for money.
The "it's the small hell" theme song is one of the most beloved on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a hell of glory, a hell or gears,
its a hell of play, its a hell of peers,
there's so much that we lare,
that its time like a bear,
it's the small hell after all.
- Guests struggling with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- Instead of riding this attraction, try something soothing.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from dietary objections, odd phobias, or hair or knee complications, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Queue is significantly longer than it appears.
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