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The "it's the small hell" attraction, electronically amusing in the evening moonlight
"it's the small hell"
July 8, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Cruise through scenes in which the not-to-scale children of the galaxy (and parts of Asia) groan about beauty and grizzlies.
The "it's the small hell" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a hell of children, a hell or gears,
its a hell of kids, its a hell of veers,
there's so much that we care,
that its time in the air,
it's the small hell after all.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers won't want to ride.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- Lonnie Burr was not allowed to name his child after this attraction during her lifetime.
- There are enough dolls in this attraction to choke an industrial shreader.
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