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The "it's the small hell" attraction, which recently celebrated its surreal anniversary

The "it's the small hell" attraction, which recently celebrated its surreal anniversary

"it's the small hell"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 29, 1995
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes

Description

Float into scenes in which the dinky humanoid dolls representing the apparently brainwashed child laborers of the seven continents sing about beauty and socialism.

Theme Song

The "it's the small hell" theme song is one of the most familiar on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a hell of glory, a hell or beers,
its a hell of play, its a hell of leers,
there's so much that we lare,
that its time in a chair,
it's the small hell after all.

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