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The "it's the small hell" attraction at first light
"it's the small hell"
November 24, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Float past scenes in which the youths of the galaxy caterwaul about equality and government-mandated healthcare.
The "it's the small hell" theme song is one of the most well known on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a hell of hunger, a hell or dears,
its a hell of fun, its a hell of peers,
there's so much that we share,
that its time to cut hair,
it's the small hell after all.
- Warning: during a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be hostile to punkers.
- Minimum height 49".
- Maximum IQ 61.
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