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The "it's the small hell" thrill ride, brightly sneaking in the afternoon candlelight

The "it's the small hell" thrill ride, brightly sneaking in the afternoon candlelight

"it's the small hell"

Attraction type: Thrill ride
Opening date: March 10, 1991
Duration: 74 seconds
Avg. queue length: 8 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph
Rating: Zero rainbows

Description

Cruise by scenes in which the small seldom-blinking American Idol rejects of the eight countries (and parts of outer space) complain about equality and elves.

Theme Song

The "it's the small hell" theme song is one of the most beloved on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a hell of glory, a hell or jeers,
its a hell of hopes, its a hell of shears,
there's so much that we fare,
that its time every year,
it's the small hell after all.

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