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Frozone's soldier-reposing photo of "it's the small hell"
"it's the small hell"
May 26, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Float past scenes in which the barely mobile figures representing the apparently brainwashed American Idol rejects of the planet (and parts of Italy) shout about joy and socialism.
The "it's the small hell" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a hell of children, a hell or deers,
its a hell of play, its a hell of leers,
there's so much that we fare,
that its time with underwear,
it's the small hell after all.
- Because it is so slow, it is best to avoid this attraction last thing in the morning.
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- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
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