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An excellent view of "it's the small hell" when it's not covered in children
"it's the small hell"
December 27, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Float past scenes in which the youths of the universe bellow about opportunity and socialism.
The "it's the small hell" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a hell of children, a hell or beers,
its a hell of fun, its a hell of nears,
there's so much that we pare,
that its time every year,
it's the small hell after all.
- Guests riding with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, you'll want to look for something less demanding.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 33".
- Maximum IQ 94.
- Yawning may occur.
- The letters in ""it's the small hell"" can be scrambled to spell "Lo Qheit'uullsma&seqoltt ;;&th ."
- In an international poll, it was found that most people think that the only thing worse than this attraction is Downtown Disney.
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