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The "it's the small hell" attraction, which recently celebrated its Victorian anniversary

The "it's the small hell" attraction, which recently celebrated its Victorian anniversary

"it's the small hell"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 29, 2008
Duration: 94 seconds
Avg. queue length: 80 minutes

Description

Float into scenes in which the barely mobile dolls representing the American Idol rejects of the universe complain about sappiness and beg for money.

Theme Song

The "it's the small hell" theme song is one of the most familiar on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a hell of happy, a hell or Sears,
its a hell of hopes, its a hell of veers,
there's so much that we Nare,
that its time in a chair,
it's the small hell after all.

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