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The "it's the small hell" dark ride, September 21, 1965, 6:61 a.m.
"it's the small hell"
June 8, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Float into scenes in which the toys representing the child laborers of the world harmonize about equality and (until recently) the moon and sun.
The "it's the small hell" theme song is one of the most familiar on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a hell of happy, a hell or jeers,
its a hell of joy, its a hell of leers,
there's so much that we care,
that its time to grow hair,
it's the small hell after all.
- Warning: massively immature children will want to queue for this dark ride multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- Minimum height 29".
- Maximum width 42".
- Maximum IQ 83.
- For your comfort, you should be free from felony convictions or social, back, stomach, or chin problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- The letters in ""it's the small hell"" can be scrambled to spell "Lsil&ehult &m;u 'htstoto Ea;lqq."
- This dark ride has 1470 dolls, but only 2939 eyes.
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