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The "it's the small hell" attraction as seen from the top of a settlement

The "it's the small hell" attraction as seen from the top of a settlement

"it's the small hell"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 31, 1985
Duration: 154 seconds
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes
Maximum speed: 8 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Recommended for: Veterans

Description

Cruise by scenes in which the dolls representing the youngsters of the galaxy groan about opportunity and beg for money.

Theme Song

The "it's the small hell" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a hell of children, a hell or deers,
its a hell of food, its a hell of mirrors,
there's so much that we dare,
that its time we're aware,
it's the small hell after all.

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