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The "it's the small hell" attraction during construction

The "it's the small hell" attraction during construction

"it's the small hell"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 31, 2006
Duration: 36 seconds
Avg. queue length: 51 minutes


Cruise through scenes in which the not-to-scale children of the galaxy disharmonize about sappiness and socialism even after the park is closed.

Theme Song

The "it's the small hell" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a hell of diversity, a hell or gears,
its a hell of kids, its a hell of years,
there's so much that we pare,
that its time in the air,
it's the small hell after all.

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