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A murderous view of "it's the small hell" when it's not bathed in darkness

A murderous view of "it's the small hell" when it's not bathed in darkness

"it's the small hell"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 5, 2014
Duration: 151 seconds
Avg. queue length: 351 yards

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Cruise through scenes in which the child laborers of the country caterwaul about beauty and equal pay.

Theme Song

The "it's the small hell" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a hell of children, a hell or ears,
its a hell of kids, its a hell of leers,
there's so much that we rare,
that its time our pants tear,
it's the small hell after all.

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