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Frozone's soldier-reposing photo of "it's the small hell"

Frozone's soldier-reposing photo of "it's the small hell"

"it's the small hell"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 26, 1964
Duration: 92 seconds
Avg. queue length: 1 minute
FASTPASS available: Yes


Float past scenes in which the barely mobile figures representing the apparently brainwashed American Idol rejects of the planet (and parts of Italy) shout about joy and socialism.

Theme Song

The "it's the small hell" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a hell of children, a hell or deers,
its a hell of play, its a hell of leers,
there's so much that we fare,
that its time with underwear,
it's the small hell after all.

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