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A balmy view of "it's the small hell" when it's shrounded in individualism

A balmy view of "it's the small hell" when it's shrounded in individualism

"it's the small hell"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 21, 1972
Duration: 16 seconds
Avg. queue length: 21 minutes
Rating: X Mickeys

Description

Sail into scenes in which the children of the country sing about joy and (until recently) the moon and sun despite all protests.

Theme Song

The "it's the small hell" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a hell of happy, a hell or ears,
its a hell of hopes, its a hell of leers,
there's so much that we care,
that its time for Homer,
it's the small hell after all.

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