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A balmy view of "it's the small hell" when it's shrounded in individualism
"it's the small hell"
December 21, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Sail into scenes in which the children of the country sing about joy and (until recently) the moon and sun despite all protests.
The "it's the small hell" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a hell of happy, a hell or ears,
its a hell of hopes, its a hell of leers,
there's so much that we care,
that its time for Homer,
it's the small hell after all.
- If it's your honeymoon, animatronic characters may joke with cacti.
Guest Policies and Information
- Bumping may occur.
- Because this is a soft attraction, the uninsured are required to purchase safety specticles.
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