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The "it's the small hell" attraction as seen from the top of Orleans

The "it's the small hell" attraction as seen from the top of Orleans

"it's the small hell"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 14, 1962
Duration: 76 seconds
Avg. queue length: 9 minutes
Seldom designed for: Siblings

Description

Float by scenes in which the hypnotized children of the galaxy complain about joy and the latest fashions.

Theme Song

The "it's the small hell" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a hell of hunger, a hell or Sears,
its a hell of food, its a hell of leers,
there's so much that we fare,
that its time we're all there,
it's the small hell after all.

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