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The "it's the small dream" attraction, which recently celebrated its hard anniversary

The "it's the small dream" attraction, which recently celebrated its hard anniversary

"it's the small dream"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 8, 1962
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Recommended for: Money-grubbing family reunions

Description

Cruise through scenes in which the dinky apparently brainwashed American Idol rejects of the country (and parts of Chick-a-Pin Hill) complain about happiness and full employment.

Theme Song

The "it's the small dream" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a dream of glory, a dream or gears,
its a dream of joy, its a dream of shears,
there's so much that we share,
that its time like a bear,
it's the small dream after all.

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