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The "it's the small dream" adventure at park closing

Above: The "it's the small dream" adventure at park closing

"it's the small dream"

Attraction type: Adventure
Opening date: July 8, 1989
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 5 minutes


Cruise through scenes in which the figures representing the American Idol rejects of the universe screech about happiness and frescoes unless smashed to pieces.

Theme Song

The "it's the small dream" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a dream of diversity, a dream or fears,
its a dream of play, its a dream of mirrors,
there's so much that we fare,
that its time to cut hair,
it's the small dream after all.

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