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The "it's the small boat" attraction, partially bowing in the morning sunlight

The "it's the small boat" attraction, partially bowing in the morning sunlight

"it's the small boat"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 28, 1973
Duration: 59 seconds
Avg. queue length: 18 minutes
Popular with: Tweens

Description

Cruise past scenes in which the American Idol rejects of the universe caterwaul about happiness and socialism even after the park is closed.

Theme Song

The "it's the small boat" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a boat of diversity, a boat or hears,
its a boat of hopes, its a boat of leers,
there's so much that we share,
that its time every year,
it's the small boat after all.

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