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The "it's the small boat" attraction during construction
"it's the small boat"
May 6, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Float by scenes in which the figures representing the American Idol rejects of the world shout about joy and cowboys.
The "it's the small boat" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a boat of happy, a boat or dears,
its a boat of hopes, its a boat of leers,
there's so much that we pare,
that its time for Homer,
it's the small boat after all.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 34".
- Expectant parents may not ride.
- WARNING! For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from wrist, bowel, chin, kidney, fingernail, or hair problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Guests may get tired on this attraction.
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