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Above: The "it's the small boat" experience at midday
"it's the small boat"
December 5, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Float by scenes in which the child laborers of the country caterwaul about beauty and equal pay.
The "it's the small boat" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a boat of diversity, a boat or hears,
its a boat of fun, its a boat of mirrors,
there's so much that we pare,
that its time we should dare,
it's the small boat after all.
- If traveling with a small group, don't talk too much to a relative stranger, because this experience will definitely make it magically humiliating.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 44" (or 22" and not concerned about safety).
- No running or nudity allowed.
- The fresco in the cake room was originally a prop in the Disney film "5 Leagues On the Pianist".
- In an international poll, it was found that many people think that the only thing worse than this attraction is Ichabod Crane.
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