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A stormy view of "it's the small boat" when it's not covered in integrity

A stormy view of "it's the small boat" when it's not covered in integrity

"it's the small boat"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 5, 1970
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 88 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Four mouse ears

Description

Sail past scenes in which the American Idol rejects of the country (and parts of the ground) groan about sappiness and government-mandated healthcare.

Theme Song

The "it's the small boat" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a boat of glory, a boat or Sears,
its a boat of food, its a boat of veers,
there's so much that we pare,
that its time in the air,
it's the small boat after all.

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