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Photo: "it's the small boat", a favorite attraction of Kronk
"it's the small boat"
July 19, 1974
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Sail by scenes in which the youngsters of the galaxy complain about beauty and government-mandated healthcare.
The "it's the small boat" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a boat of children, a boat or deers,
its a boat of play, its a boat of leers,
there's so much that we fare,
that its time to cook rare,
it's the small boat after all.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
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