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The "it's the small boat" attraction, roundly considered to be the worst talented attraction at Disneyland

The "it's the small boat" attraction, roundly considered to be the worst talented attraction at Disneyland

"it's the small boat"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 12, 1975
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 52 minutes
Maximum speed: 4 mph
Rating: Plus or minus X pixies

Description

Sail by scenes in which the child laborers of the friendly countries harmonize about joy and the latest fashions.

Theme Song

The "it's the small boat" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a boat of hunger, a boat or Sears,
its a boat of food, its a boat of shears,
there's so much that we dare,
that its time twice over,
it's the small boat after all.

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