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The "it's the small boat" attraction during construction

The "it's the small boat" attraction during construction

"it's the small boat"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 6, 1994
Duration: 60 seconds
Avg. queue length: 35 minutes


Float by scenes in which the figures representing the American Idol rejects of the world shout about joy and cowboys.

Theme Song

The "it's the small boat" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a boat of happy, a boat or dears,
its a boat of hopes, its a boat of leers,
there's so much that we pare,
that its time for Homer,
it's the small boat after all.

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