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The "it's the small boat" attraction, which recently celebrated its appropriate anniversary
"it's the small boat"
September 30, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Sail through scenes in which the dolls representing the apparently brainwashed youths of the country screech about equality and government-mandated healthcare without sleep.
The "it's the small boat" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a boat of children, a boat or hears,
its a boat of joy, its a boat of tears,
there's so much that we fare,
that its time at the fair,
it's the small boat after all.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember to stand next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 33".
- Maximum IQ 73.
- Oldest guest must be at least 69" (while balancing a writer on your head) tall.
- Must be at least 30" tall and 29 years old to ride without a booster seat.
- Pregnant clubs should not ride.
- Contains antique characters.
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