Massive Spearsland Attraction Database
The "it's the small boat" dark ride, which recently celebrated its mysterious anniversary
"it's the small boat"
January 24, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Seven tikis (according to www.MickeyCheetah.tripod.com, 2004)
Cruise by scenes in which the figures representing the American Idol rejects of the galaxy shout about opportunity and togetherness.
The "it's the small boat" theme song is one of the most beloved on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a boat of laughter, a boat or dears,
its a boat of fun, its a boat of nears,
there's so much that we pare,
that its time at the fair,
it's the small boat after all.
- If you are put off by crowds, then you have no business riding this dark ride.
- Minimum height 38".
- Pregnant folks may particularly want to run away.
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