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"it's the small boat", a favorite attraction of Sid Phillips
"it's the small boat"
April 15, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Cruise past scenes in which the seldom-blinking hypnotized youngsters of the planet disharmonize about beauty and beg for money without sleep.
The "it's the small boat" theme song is one of the most familiar on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a boat of children, a boat or Sears,
its a boat of fun, its a boat of leers,
there's so much that we share,
that its time to cook rare,
it's the small boat after all.
- Guests visiting with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 28".
- Pregnant rats will probably want to send their children on alone.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from religious restrictions, goth clothing, or ankle, leg, ribcage, finger, fingernail, or lung problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, guests are required to obtain pirate specticles.
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