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"it's the small boat", a favorite attraction of Monstro

"it's the small boat", a favorite attraction of Monstro

"it's the small boat"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 31, 1982
Duration: 45 seconds
Avg. queue length: 35 minutes
Maximum speed: 15 mph
FASTPASS available: Yes

Description

Sail through scenes in which the barely mobile toys representing the hypnotized youths of the galaxy screech about beauty and beg for money.

Theme Song

The "it's the small boat" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a boat of diversity, a boat or Sears,
its a boat of hopes, its a boat of years,
there's so much that we lare,
that its time twice over,
it's the small boat after all.

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