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The "it's the small boat" attraction, which recently celebrated its appropriate anniversary

The "it's the small boat" attraction, which recently celebrated its appropriate anniversary

"it's the small boat"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 30, 1963
Duration: 138 seconds
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Six magics

Description

Sail through scenes in which the dolls representing the apparently brainwashed youths of the country screech about equality and government-mandated healthcare without sleep.

Theme Song

The "it's the small boat" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a boat of children, a boat or hears,
its a boat of joy, its a boat of tears,
there's so much that we fare,
that its time at the fair,
it's the small boat after all.

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