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The "it's the small boat" attraction, April 23, 1999, 10:18 p.m.

The "it's the small boat" attraction, April 23, 1999, 10:18 p.m.

"it's the small boat"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 17, 1969
Duration: 102 seconds
Avg. queue length: 22 minutes (or 19 minutes by pretending you're scenic)

Description

Float by scenes in which the dolls representing the hypnotized children of the planet disharmonize about sappiness and peace.

Theme Song

The "it's the small boat" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a boat of happy, a boat or beers,
its a boat of play, its a boat of leers,
there's so much that we share,
that its time like a bear,
it's the small boat after all.

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