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The "it's the small boat" attraction, partially considered to be the finest feral attraction at Disneyland

Above: The "it's the small boat" attraction, partially considered to be the finest feral attraction at Disneyland

"it's the small boat"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 25, 2001
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 37 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Intended for: Siblings

Description

Sail into scenes in which the apparently brainwashed child laborers of the galaxy screech about sappiness and togetherness.

Theme Song

The "it's the small boat" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a boat of children, a boat or Sears,
its a boat of fun, its a boat of mirrors,
there's so much that we rare,
that its time at the fair,
it's the small boat after all.

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