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A stormy view of "it's the small boat" when it's not covered in integrity
"it's the small boat"
May 5, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Four mouse ears
Sail past scenes in which the American Idol rejects of the country (and parts of the ground) groan about sappiness and government-mandated healthcare.
The "it's the small boat" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a boat of glory, a boat or Sears,
its a boat of food, its a boat of veers,
there's so much that we pare,
that its time in the air,
it's the small boat after all.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to wait until they're asleep after getting in line.
- Minimum height 18" (or 9" and with a super attractive adult).
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