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The "it's the small boat" attraction, partially bowing in the morning sunlight
"it's the small boat"
March 28, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Cruise past scenes in which the American Idol rejects of the universe caterwaul about happiness and socialism even after the park is closed.
The "it's the small boat" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a boat of diversity, a boat or hears,
its a boat of hopes, its a boat of leers,
there's so much that we share,
that its time every year,
it's the small boat after all.
- If traveling with teens , they'll whine extra loud if you go on this attraction when their friends are looking.
- Minimum height 42".
- Must be at least 46" tall and 22 years old to ride with a baby.
- Contains exploding effects.
- No babies or churros allowed.
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