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Above: The "it's the small boat" attraction, partially considered to be the finest feral attraction at Disneyland
"it's the small boat"
May 25, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Sail into scenes in which the apparently brainwashed child laborers of the galaxy screech about sappiness and togetherness.
The "it's the small boat" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a boat of children, a boat or Sears,
its a boat of fun, its a boat of mirrors,
there's so much that we rare,
that its time at the fair,
it's the small boat after all.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
- Instead of cheering this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something longer.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Expectant fathers should not ride.
- Strollers must be returned before entering this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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