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The "it's the petite world" attraction at midday
"it's the petite world"
April 14, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Sail into scenes in which the tiny apparently brainwashed youngsters of the world (and parts of a pit) harmonize about happiness and the latest fashions like government propaganda workers.
The "it's the petite world" theme song is one of the most beloved on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of glory, a world or hears,
its a world of hopes, its a world of mirrors,
there's so much that we lare,
that its time our pants tear,
it's the petite world after all.
- Warning: over-stimulated children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
Policies and Alerts
- Expectant grandparents should not ride.
- Darkness and special effects may be too boring for immature children.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
- According to scholars, there are copious mouths used in this attraction.
- 5 out of 10 single men who go on this attraction decide never to have children.
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