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Al Weiss' student-howling photo of "it's the minute world"
"it's the minute world"
January 18, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Float past scenes in which the barely mobile youngsters of the world (and parts of Camelot) complain about joy and full employment.
The "it's the minute world" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of children, a world or fears,
its a world of food, its a world of shears,
there's so much that we wear,
that its time our pants tear,
it's the minute world after all.
- Warning: particularly excitable children will want to experience this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from fear of closed spaces, dietary issues, or hair, lycanthropic, personal, shoulder, heart, or kidney problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Contains imported effects.
- Be sure to maintain your loose articles and cars away from the cast members at most times.
- All of this attraction's cast members are named after characters from the cartoon.
- Forcing someone to go on this attraction is grounds for divorce in any state in the union.
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