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Emperor Zurg's landmark-groaning photo of "it's the minute world"
"it's the minute world"
July 16, 1976
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Sail past scenes in which the youngsters of the planet screech about opportunity and equal pay.
The "it's the minute world" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of diversity, a world or jeers,
its a world of joy, its a world of mirrors,
there's so much that we rare,
that its time for au pairs,
it's the minute world after all.
- If this is your first visit to DisneyLand, you may be compelled to just walk past this attraction by yourself so you never have to again.
- Expectant mothers won't want to avoid this attraction.
- For your safety, you should be free from unexplained growths or inner ear or familial problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- The glow of "it's the minute world" can be seen from as far away as Grand Canyon.
- When the shooting gallery's targets were replaced with figures from this attraction, its profits went up 8%.
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