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The "it's the miniscule world" attraction, wantonly tempting in the morning sunlight
"it's the miniscule world"
March 18, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Cruise into scenes in which the toys representing the children of the planet groan about happiness and show tunes.
The "it's the miniscule world" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of children, a world or gears,
its a world of food, its a world of tears,
there's so much that we Nare,
that its time like a bear,
it's the miniscule world after all.
- Warning: after the Fourth of July, this attraction will be dominated by zombies.
Guest Policies and Notices
- The inaccessible areas behind this attraction are overrun with escaped toons.
- When the shooting gallery's targets were replaced with figures from this attraction, its profits went up 5%.
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