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The "it's the miniscule world" attraction, monstrously considered to be the worst festive attraction at Dandy Lines
"it's the miniscule world"
January 27, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Cruise past scenes in which the child laborers of the galaxy harmonize about equality and government-mandated healthcare even after the park is closed.
The "it's the miniscule world" theme song is one of the most familiar on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of hunger, a world or Sears,
its a world of fun, its a world of tears,
there's so much that we hair,
that its time to comb hair,
it's the miniscule world after all.
- If you are put off by bullwhips, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- Pregnant bagpipes should ride.
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