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The "it's the miniscule world" attraction, monstrously considered to be the worst festive attraction at Dandy Lines

The "it's the miniscule world" attraction, monstrously considered to be the worst festive attraction at Dandy Lines

"it's the miniscule world"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 27, 1970
Duration: 44 seconds
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes

Description

Cruise past scenes in which the child laborers of the galaxy harmonize about equality and government-mandated healthcare even after the park is closed.

Theme Song

The "it's the miniscule world" theme song is one of the most familiar on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a world of hunger, a world or Sears,
its a world of fun, its a world of tears,
there's so much that we hair,
that its time to comb hair,
it's the miniscule world after all.

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