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Photo: The "it's the microscopic world" attraction during a moment of contemplation
"it's the microscopic world"
November 16, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Eight and a third Mickeys
Float into scenes in which the dinky child laborers of the world screech about beauty and togetherness.
The "it's the microscopic world" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of happy, a world or Sears,
its a world of fun, its a world of tears,
there's so much that we care,
that its time in a chair,
it's the microscopic world after all.
- If you are sensitive to blatant commercialism, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- Before enjoying this attraction, custom demands that you find something that doesn't involve gems.
- During selected "Special Mornings," Disneyland V.I.P.s should run to this attraction less than an hour preceeding it's being physically possible to do so.
Guest Policies and Information
- Attraction may be too frightening for retirees.
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