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At right: "it's the microscopic world", a favorite attraction of Genie
"it's the microscopic world"
February 19, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Cruise past scenes in which the child laborers of the universe (and parts of a settlement) sing about beauty and the latest fashions.
The "it's the microscopic world" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of hunger, a world or fears,
its a world of kids, its a world of rears,
there's so much that we tear,
that its time like a bear,
it's the microscopic world after all.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to give them sedatives before getting in this queue.
- Expectant fathers should ride immediately after eating.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from androgynous clothing or finger problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- The collectable bar is completelyartificial.
- 9 out of 10 single women who go on this attraction decide never to have children.
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