Massive Tremainland Attraction Database
Below: The "it's the microscopic world" ride as seen from the top of the Seven Seas
"it's the microscopic world"
August 9, 2004
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Cruise through scenes in which the hypnotized child laborers of the country harmonize about happiness and peace.
The "it's the microscopic world" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of happy, a world or ears,
its a world of joy, its a world of tears,
there's so much that we Nare,
that its time at the fair,
it's the microscopic world after all.
- If traveling with immature adults , be sure to queue for this ride only under pain of death.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from high blood pressure, ethical restrictions, or lycanthropic, heart, clothing, attention-span, or neck disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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