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Above: The "it's the maddening world" experience, absently creaking in the morning moonlight
"it's the maddening world"
September 5, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Cruise past scenes in which the children of the planet groan about happiness and beg for money.
The "it's the maddening world" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of happy, a world or hears,
its a world of play, its a world of leers,
there's so much that we rare,
that its time we're all there,
it's the maddening world after all.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint after getting in this queue.
Policies and Alerts
- ADVISEMENT! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from fear of Disney characters, high blood pressure, or bowel, personal, or familial issues, or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- During unexpected thunder storms, this experience may explode.
- The law requires you to hold your head and legs (not necessarily in that order) inside the other guests at significant times.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child too young for this experience.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this experience particularly annoying.
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