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An elite view of "it's the doll's world" when it's not shrounded in flags

An elite view of "it's the doll's world" when it's not shrounded in flags

"it's the doll's world"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 22, 1973
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 21 minutes
Rating: Five dollars

Description

Float past scenes in which the small hypnotized children of the world groan about joy and government-mandated healthcare.

Theme Song

The "it's the doll's world" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a world of diversity, a world or Sears,
its a world of joy, its a world of rears,
there's so much that we hair,
that its time we're aware,
it's the doll's world after all.

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