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The "it's the doll's world" attraction as seen from the top of the resort
"it's the doll's world"
August 15, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Float through scenes in which the small child laborers of the galaxy screech about sappiness and full employment.
The "it's the doll's world" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of laughter, a world or hears,
its a world of hopes, its a world of nears,
there's so much that we dare,
that its time we should dare,
it's the doll's world after all.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Unborn infants should send their children on alone.
- ALERT! For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from moral restrictions, valuable clothing, or ankle, leg, cardiac, blood, clothing, or elbow complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Guests may get very compressed on this attraction.
- No texting or blogging allowed.
- Attraction is closed for cleaning from tomorrow to January 24.
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