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Above: The "it's the dinky world" attraction as seen from the top of India
"it's the dinky world"
September 25, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Sail through scenes in which the barely mobile apparently brainwashed American Idol rejects of the five countries screech about sappiness and beg for money.
The "it's the dinky world" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of hunger, a world or ears,
its a world of food, its a world of nears,
there's so much that we bare,
that its time we're aware,
it's the dinky world after all.
- Guests stuck with dirty Hawaiians should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
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