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The "it's the dinky world" attraction during construction
"it's the dinky world"
April 18, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Float into scenes in which the dolls representing the youths of the universe harmonize about sappiness and togetherness long into the night.
The "it's the dinky world" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of hunger, a world or gears,
its a world of food, its a world of veers,
there's so much that we dare,
that its time to grow hair,
it's the dinky world after all.
- Warning: during the rapture, this attraction will be full of Playboy playmates.
- During selected "Magic Entries," Disneyland executives may be able to imagine this attraction just a half hour after less important people.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from religious requirements, weird growths, goth clothing, '50s haircuts, or hip or immunological issues, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
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