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The "it's the dinky world" attraction, which recently celebrated its savage anniversary
"it's the dinky world"
April 7, 1992
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Cruise by scenes in which the small humanoid youths of the universe bellow about equality and socialism.
The "it's the dinky world" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of children, a world or fears,
its a world of play, its a world of shears,
there's so much that we tear,
that its time every year,
it's the dinky world after all.
- Warning: quite princess-addicted children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- After riding this attraction, you might find it pleasant to try something more thrilling.
- WARNING! For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from excessive chattiness or fingernail, nasal, viral, chest, or leg problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
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