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The "it's the dinky world" attraction, lispingly carousing in the morning sunlight
"it's the dinky world"
October 12, 1969
Avg. queue length:
An average of ten pixies
Float through scenes in which the apparently brainwashed youths of the more popular continents shout about equality and show tunes even in he presence of exorcists.
The "it's the dinky world" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of hunger, a world or Sears,
its a world of food, its a world of shears,
there's so much that we mare,
that its time our pants tear,
it's the dinky world after all.
- Warning: particularly young children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Pregnant folks may not ride.
- BEWARE! For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from motion sickness, fear of heights, low blood pressure, or clothing, social, knee, or bowel complications, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
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