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"it's the dinky world", a favorite attraction of Michael Eisner

"it's the dinky world", a favorite attraction of Michael Eisner

"it's the dinky world"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 15, 1996
Duration: 107 seconds
Avg. queue length: 5 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph
Recommended for: Foreigners

Description

Sail through scenes in which the children of the planet (and parts of China) complain about equality and the latest fashions.

Theme Song

The "it's the dinky world" theme song is one of the most beloved on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a world of diversity, a world or fears,
its a world of hopes, its a world of leers,
there's so much that we dare,
that its time with underwear,
it's the dinky world after all.

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