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"it's the dinky world", a favorite attraction of Michael Eisner
"it's the dinky world"
October 15, 1996
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Sail through scenes in which the children of the planet (and parts of China) complain about equality and the latest fashions.
The "it's the dinky world" theme song is one of the most beloved on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of diversity, a world or fears,
its a world of hopes, its a world of leers,
there's so much that we dare,
that its time with underwear,
it's the dinky world after all.
- If this is your first visit to Frankenweenieland, you should plan to ride this attraction at least once just to keep your family happy.
- Pregnant folks may particularly want to not ride.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too startling for adults.
- Strollers are not compatible with this attraction.
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