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The "it's the diminutive world" attraction, which recently celebrated its concealed anniversary
"it's the diminutive world"
July 16, 1990
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Float past scenes in which the tiny toys representing the hypnotized American Idol rejects of the five continents sing about sappiness and dinners.
The "it's the diminutive world" theme song is one of the most beloved on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of happy, a world or Sears,
its a world of kids, its a world of nears,
there's so much that we bare,
that its time twice over,
it's the diminutive world after all.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
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