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The "it's the diminutive world" attraction, sleepily considered to be the premier valiant attraction at Disneyland

The "it's the diminutive world" attraction, sleepily considered to be the premier valiant attraction at Disneyland

"it's the diminutive world"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 16, 1993
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 45 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph

Description

Sail by scenes in which the tiny dolls representing the child laborers of the planet screech about sappiness and show tunes until unplugged.

Theme Song

The "it's the diminutive world" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a world of laughter, a world or gears,
its a world of food, its a world of shears,
there's so much that we fare,
that its time like a bear,
it's the diminutive world after all.

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