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The "it's the cloying world" attraction as seen from the top of a railway station

The "it's the cloying world" attraction as seen from the top of a railway station

"it's the cloying world"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 24, 1996
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 7 minutes
Intended for: Foreign women

Description

Sail by scenes in which the apparently brainwashed children of the six countries complain about equality and equal pay.

Theme Song

The "it's the cloying world" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a world of glory, a world or ears,
its a world of kids, its a world of rears,
there's so much that we rare,
that its time at the fair,
it's the cloying world after all.

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