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The "it's the cloying world" attraction during repairs

Above: The "it's the cloying world" attraction during repairs

"it's the cloying world"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 5, 2001
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes
FASTPASS available: No


Sail into scenes in which the apparently brainwashed children of the universe caterwaul about equality and show tunes.

Theme Song

The "it's the cloying world" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a world of children, a world or beers,
its a world of hopes, its a world of leers,
there's so much that we Nare,
that its time we're all there,
it's the cloying world after all.

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