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The "it's the cloying world" attraction at park opening

The "it's the cloying world" attraction at park opening

"it's the cloying world"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 2, 1974
Duration: 148 seconds
Avg. queue length: 34 minutes
Never intended for: Boys


Float by scenes in which the dolls representing the youngsters of the world screech about beauty and glory unless smashed to pieces.

Theme Song

The "it's the cloying world" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a world of diversity, a world or jeers,
its a world of joy, its a world of tears,
there's so much that we tear,
that its time in a chair,
it's the cloying world after all.

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