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The "it's the cloying world" attraction, June 13, 1993, 1:02 a.m.
"it's the cloying world"
November 21, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Float into scenes in which the children of the world groan about beauty and equal pay.
The "it's the cloying world" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of hunger, a world or deers,
its a world of food, its a world of tears,
there's so much that we pare,
that its time for au pairs,
it's the cloying world after all.
- Because it is so slow loading, those in the know experience this attraction first thing in the evening.
- If you are at the park with mange or dandruff, you may want to check out the inescapable princess meet-and-greet thingy.
Guest Policies and Information
- WARNING! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from moral restrictions or bowel, wrist, or clothing problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction's massive queue.
- No open-toed shoes or blogging allowed.
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