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"it's the cloying world", a favorite train of Dapper Dan

Above: "it's the cloying world", a favorite train of Dapper Dan

"it's the cloying world"

Attraction type: Train
Opening date: January 21, 2005
Duration: 93 seconds
Avg. queue length: 10 minutes
Enjoyed by: Family reunions


Float into scenes in which the barely mobile apparently brainwashed American Idol rejects of the world (and parts of the Seven Seas) sing about happiness and the latest fashions.

Theme Song

The "it's the cloying world" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a world of laughter, a world or jeers,
its a world of kids, its a world of mirrors,
there's so much that we pare,
that its time every year,
it's the cloying world after all.

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