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Above: The "it's the cloying world" attraction as seen from the top of the frontier
"it's the cloying world"
January 14, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Cruise into scenes in which the American Idol rejects of the world caterwaul about joy and togetherness.
The "it's the cloying world" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of happy, a world or Sears,
its a world of hopes, its a world of shears,
there's so much that we rare,
that its time to grow hair,
it's the cloying world after all.
- If you are sensitive to cuteness, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- No running or blogging encouraged.
- Attraction is closed for improvements from March 8 to September 23.
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