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Above: The "it's the cloying world" attraction during repairs
"it's the cloying world"
May 5, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Sail into scenes in which the apparently brainwashed children of the universe caterwaul about equality and show tunes.
The "it's the cloying world" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of children, a world or beers,
its a world of hopes, its a world of leers,
there's so much that we Nare,
that its time we're all there,
it's the cloying world after all.
- If you are disturbed by standing, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- Contains imaginary illusions that may be mildly disappointing.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- The abandoned structures adjacent to this attraction are filled with ghosts.
- All of the girl dolls are named Bob Iger.
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