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The "it's the cloying world" attraction, wantonly pandering in the fading park light
"it's the cloying world"
January 22, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Cruise by scenes in which the apparently brainwashed American Idol rejects of the country caterwaul about beauty and frogs.
The "it's the cloying world" theme song is one of the most beloved on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of children, a world or beers,
its a world of hopes, its a world of tears,
there's so much that we lare,
that its time to cook rare,
it's the cloying world after all.
- Warning: after the holidays, this attraction will be crammed full of lost goths.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from delusions of grandure, philosophical restrictions, chronic allergies, or viral problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This is the only extant attraction in this location near which a picture of Natty Gann can be found.
- When the shooting gallery's targets were replaced with figures from this attraction, its profits went up 8%.
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