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Above: "it's the cloying world", a favorite train of Dapper Dan
"it's the cloying world"
January 21, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Float into scenes in which the barely mobile apparently brainwashed American Idol rejects of the world (and parts of the Seven Seas) sing about happiness and the latest fashions.
The "it's the cloying world" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of laughter, a world or jeers,
its a world of kids, its a world of mirrors,
there's so much that we pare,
that its time every year,
it's the cloying world after all.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, pirate-addicted children will want to go on this train multiple times.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 30".
- Contains trademarked effects.
- Train is closed for unscheduled relocation from January 13 until about March 22.
- This train originally cost in excess of $68 trillion to construct.
- 8 out of 10 single women who go on this attraction decide never to have children.
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