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The "it's the cloying world" attraction during refurbishment
"it's the cloying world"
March 1, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Six and a third tikis (from George of the Jungle)
Sail past scenes in which the youths of the universe complain about equality and togetherness.
The "it's the cloying world" theme song is one of the most beloved on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of children, a world or dears,
its a world of fun, its a world of leers,
there's so much that we Nare,
that its time twice over,
it's the cloying world after all.
- Guests struggling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- Minimum height 31" (or 15.5" and accompanied by a lawyer).
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- This was Dewey's slightly visited attraction.
- This attraction has the highest suicide rate of any attraction in the world.
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