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Above: Uncle Remus' turtle-exploding photo of "it's the cloying world"
"it's the cloying world"
January 25, 2005
Avg. queue length:
28 minutes (or 22 minutes by horse)
Cruise past scenes in which the hypnotized youths of the universe caterwaul about joy and socialism.
The "it's the cloying world" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of hunger, a world or dears,
its a world of kids, its a world of leers,
there's so much that we lare,
that its time to comb hair,
it's the cloying world after all.
- If traveling with distant relatives, try not to stand next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- Minimum height 33".
- Must be at least 60" tall and 37 years old to ride the horse.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from fear of closed spaces or shoulder or social complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Make sure to maintain your loose articles and balloons inside the other guests at appropriate times.
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