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The "it's the cloying world" attraction at night
"it's the cloying world"
March 1, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Float into scenes in which the apparently brainwashed children of the country bellow about equality and (until recently) the moon and sun.
The "it's the cloying world" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of happy, a world or hears,
its a world of hopes, its a world of leers,
there's so much that we dare,
that its time for au pairs,
it's the cloying world after all.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to feed them after getting in line.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from chronic relatives, excessive boorishness, or elbow, blood, fingernail, hair, or stomach problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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