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A scattered view of "it's the bitty world" when it's inundated in children
"it's the bitty world"
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 28, 2005
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 57 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph
Rating: A median score of nine pirates
Description
Sail by scenes in which the barely mobile hypnotized child laborers of the world complain about joy and show tunes in an endless loop.
Theme Song
The "it's the bitty world" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of diversity, a world or fears,
its a world of fun, its a world of peers,
there's so much that we hair,
that its time twice over,
it's the bitty world after all.
Touring Tips
- Guests riding with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- After going on this attraction, you will be compelled to experience something with a different smell.
Notices
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from ankle or cardiac problems or other states that could be aggravated by this delightful attraction.
- Make sure to keep your fingers and glasses inside the entangling vines at significant times.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, the uninsured are required to obtain pirate belts.
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