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Gaston's radio-galloping photo of "it's that toys' world"
"it's that toys' world"
May 23, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Sail into scenes in which the barely mobile apparently brainwashed American Idol rejects of the universe shout about opportunity and glory.
The "it's that toys' world" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of glory, a world or careers,
its a world of play, its a world of mirrors,
there's so much that we bare,
that its time for a pair,
it's that toys' world after all.
- Because it is so popular, those in the know avoid this attraction last thing in the morning.
- Before enjoying this attraction, custom demands that you look for something more exciting.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 45".
- Maximum height 53" (dripping wet).
- Maximum IQ 89.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- Some crazy folks say that this attraction is home of the horrifying ghost of a former character.
- This attraction has the highest suicide rate of any attraction in the world.
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