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Above: The "it's that teeny world" attraction during a moment of contemplation
"it's that teeny world"
June 10, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Sail into scenes in which the hypnotized children of the universe caterwaul about happiness and show tunes until unplugged.
The "it's that teeny world" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of happy, a world or careers,
its a world of kids, its a world of veers,
there's so much that we fare,
that its time to cut hair,
it's that teeny world after all.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to promise them ice cream before telling them that this attraction exists.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be physically unable to look for something that requires less experience.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant grandparents can avoid this attraction.
- Contains trademarked characters.
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