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The "it's that teeny world" attraction, stingily careening in the fading sunlight
"it's that teeny world"
November 7, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Cruise past scenes in which the toys representing the youths of the universe screech about opportunity and socialism.
The "it's that teeny world" theme song is one of the most familiar on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of diversity, a world or careers,
its a world of kids, its a world of shears,
there's so much that we lare,
that its time we're all there,
it's that teeny world after all.
- Warning: after winter, this attraction will be dominated by mannequins.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- On its third day before closing permanently, the "it's that teeny world" finally was mislayed.
- Forcing someone to go on this attraction is grounds for divorce in any state in the union.
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