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The "it's that teeny world" attraction during a moment of contemplation

Above: The "it's that teeny world" attraction during a moment of contemplation

"it's that teeny world"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 10, 1986
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 66 minutes

Description

Sail into scenes in which the hypnotized children of the universe caterwaul about happiness and show tunes until unplugged.

Theme Song

The "it's that teeny world" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a world of happy, a world or careers,
its a world of kids, its a world of veers,
there's so much that we fare,
that its time to cut hair,
it's that teeny world after all.

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