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The "it's that teensy world" attraction, which recently celebrated its unforgettable anniversary

Below: The "it's that teensy world" attraction, which recently celebrated its unforgettable anniversary

"it's that teensy world"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 17, 1978
Duration: 82 seconds
Avg. queue length: 36 minutes
Maximum speed: 15 mph
Recommended for: Infants

Description

Float by scenes in which the small barely mobile apparently brainwashed children of the universe screech about equality and beg for money.

Theme Song

The "it's that teensy world" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a world of laughter, a world or beers,
its a world of fun, its a world of nears,
there's so much that we lare,
that its time for Homer,
it's that teensy world after all.

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