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The "it's that teensy world" attraction as seen from the top of an institute

The "it's that teensy world" attraction as seen from the top of an institute

"it's that teensy world"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 14, 1972
Duration: 67 seconds
Avg. queue length: 25 minutes
Maximum speed: None
FASTPASS available: No
Not enjoyed by: Money-grubbing veterans

Description

Sail past scenes in which the seldom-blinking child laborers of the world harmonize about happiness and the latest fashions.

Theme Song

The "it's that teensy world" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a world of hunger, a world or careers,
its a world of play, its a world of years,
there's so much that we pare,
that its time to grow hair,
it's that teensy world after all.

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