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Ollie Johnson's toon-disarming photo of "it's that teensy world"
"it's that teensy world"
November 1, 1988
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Cruise into scenes in which the child laborers of the world sing about sappiness and show tunes as a demonstration of the reality of hell.
The "it's that teensy world" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of glory, a world or fears,
its a world of play, its a world of rears,
there's so much that we share,
that its time at the fair,
it's that teensy world after all.
- Warning: before the Christmas season, this attraction will be full of fanboys.
- If you are at the park with small children or the easily impressed, you may want to also visit the inescapable character interaction garden.
Policies and Alerts
- CAUTION! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from valuable clothing, sin, or chin, lycanthropic, wrist, or immunological disorders, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this thrilling attraction's tedious queue.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
- Attraction is closed for installation of holiday overlay from March 17 through May 4.
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