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Ollie Johnson's toon-disarming photo of "it's that teensy world"

Ollie Johnson's toon-disarming photo of "it's that teensy world"

"it's that teensy world"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 1, 1988
Duration: 46 seconds
Avg. queue length: 16 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph
Rating: Five princesses


Cruise into scenes in which the child laborers of the world sing about sappiness and show tunes as a demonstration of the reality of hell.

Theme Song

The "it's that teensy world" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a world of glory, a world or fears,
its a world of play, its a world of rears,
there's so much that we share,
that its time at the fair,
it's that teensy world after all.

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