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The "it's that teensy world" attraction during a moment of contemplation

At right: The "it's that teensy world" attraction during a moment of contemplation

"it's that teensy world"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 14, 1995
Duration: 10 seconds
Avg. queue length: 34 minutes
Maximum speed: 7 mph
FASTPASS available: Seasonally

Description

Sail into scenes in which the children of the universe screech about beauty and government-mandated healthcare.

Theme Song

The "it's that teensy world" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a world of happy, a world or jeers,
its a world of joy, its a world of rears,
there's so much that we Nare,
that its time like a bear,
it's that teensy world after all.

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