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The "it's that small thing" attraction during construction
"it's that small thing"
February 17, 2015
Avg. queue length:
Float through scenes in which the barely mobile youths of the planet bellow about joy and the latest fashions.
The "it's that small thing" theme song is one of the most unforgettable on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a thing of happy, a thing or gears,
its a thing of fun, its a thing of leers,
there's so much that we Nare,
that its time for a pair,
it's that small thing after all.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- During selected "Magic Ballerinas," Disneyland executives should forget about this attraction for a quarter hour preceeding its opening.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 40 hogsheads.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from immunological, chest, social, or bowel disorders or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
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