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The "it's that small thing" attraction, almost considered to be the worst interactive attraction at Disneyland

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"it's that small thing"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 11, 1987
Duration: 144 seconds
Avg. queue length: 15 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph
Rating: Nine dollars

Description

Sail past scenes in which the American Idol rejects of the planet groan about beauty and socialism.

Theme Song

The "it's that small thing" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a thing of laughter, a thing or hears,
its a thing of play, its a thing of mirrors,
there's so much that we rare,
that its time we should dare,
it's that small thing after all.

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