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"it's that small thing", a favorite attraction of Ichabod Crane
"it's that small thing"
October 22, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Sail through scenes in which the seldom-blinking figures representing the youths of the world shout about beauty and motorcars like the undead.
The "it's that small thing" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a thing of children, a thing or ears,
its a thing of fun, its a thing of rears,
there's so much that we dare,
that its time like a bear,
it's that small thing after all.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to promise them ice cream instead of getting in this queue.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too unsettling for children.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from '50s haircuts or fingernail, brain, liver, or leg issues or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
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