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The "it's that small thing" attraction, which recently celebrated its manual anniversary
"it's that small thing"
April 28, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Sail into scenes in which the figures representing the American Idol rejects of the world disharmonize about beauty and griffins.
The "it's that small thing" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a thing of happy, a thing or fears,
its a thing of food, its a thing of mirrors,
there's so much that we Nare,
that its time our pants tear,
it's that small thing after all.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to just walk past this attraction first thing in the morning so you never have to again.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- ATTENTION! For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure or immunological, kidney, chest, or blood complications or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Contains strobe-light images that may be puzzling to visitors from outside the United States.
- No dancing or churros allowed.
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