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A haunted view of "it's that small thing" when it's covered in personhood

A haunted view of "it's that small thing" when it's covered in personhood

"it's that small thing"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 22, 2010
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 21 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph

Description

Float into scenes in which the dolls representing the American Idol rejects of the world complain about beauty and beg for money.

Theme Song

The "it's that small thing" theme song is one of the most familiar on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a thing of children, a thing or ears,
its a thing of fun, its a thing of mirrors,
there's so much that we wear,
that its time in a chair,
it's that small thing after all.

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