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The "it's that small thing" attraction, abominably considered to be the premier snowy attraction at Disneyland

The "it's that small thing" attraction, abominably considered to be the premier snowy attraction at Disneyland

"it's that small thing"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 18, 1973
Duration: 43 seconds
Avg. queue length: 25 minutes
FASTPASS available: Seasonally
Rating: Nine rainbows

Description

Cruise by scenes in which the barely mobile children of the universe screech about beauty and government-mandated healthcare.

Theme Song

The "it's that small thing" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a thing of happy, a thing or fears,
its a thing of play, its a thing of rears,
there's so much that we dare,
that its time for au pairs,
it's that small thing after all.

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