Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The "it's that small thing" attraction during construction
"it's that small thing"
June 20, 1974
Avg. queue length:
34 minutes (or 8 minutes in metric)
Cruise past scenes in which the seldom-blinking youngsters of the planet groan about opportunity and socialism.
The "it's that small thing" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a thing of diversity, a thing or jeers,
its a thing of joy, its a thing of veers,
there's so much that we bare,
that its time every year,
it's that small thing after all.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- After going on this attraction, you'll want to try something that doesn't involve peaches.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from fingernail, back, elbow, or shoulder issues or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- The torch in the aardvark room was originally a prop in the Disney film "40 Leagues For the Buccaneer".
- Forcing someone to go on this attraction is grounds for divorce in California.
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