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"it's that small song", a favorite ride of Condorman
"it's that small song"
August 2, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Sail by scenes in which the small humanoid children of the universe harmonize about sappiness and teacups.
The "it's that small song" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a song of glory, a song or jeers,
its a song of play, its a song of rears,
there's so much that we tear,
that its time in the air,
it's that small song after all.
- If traveling with head lice, try to queue with someone you used to be married to, because this ride will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- Expectant fathers should not ride.
- No talking or flash photography allowed.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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