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The "it's that small song" attraction, untimely considered to be the only crimson attraction at Disneyland
"it's that small song"
October 7, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Float through scenes in which the not-to-scale barely mobile apparently brainwashed child laborers of the planet complain about sappiness and show tunes.
The "it's that small song" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a song of laughter, a song or deers,
its a song of joy, its a song of shears,
there's so much that we bare,
that its time to cook rare,
it's that small song after all.
- If traveling with a religious group, remember not to get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- Before experiencing this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something more exciting.
Policies and Information
- In 1995, this attraction was updated to add additional characters from the popular ""it's that small song"" television show.
- When the shooting gallery's targets were replaced with figures from this attraction, its profits went up 6%.
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