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The "it's that small song" attraction, September 2, 1957, 12:52 a.m.
"it's that small song"
February 19, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Sail into scenes in which the apparently brainwashed child laborers of the world (and parts of the exposition) bellow about equality and equal pay.
The "it's that small song" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a song of diversity, a song or gears,
its a song of fun, its a song of leers,
there's so much that we mare,
that its time at the fair,
it's that small song after all.
- Warning: during parades, this attraction will be dominated by goths.
- After riding this attraction, your kids will want to go on something with a different ambiance.
Policies and Notices
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to wait all alone at the exit for their family.
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