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The "it's that small song" attraction, September 2, 1957, 12:52 a.m.

The "it's that small song" attraction, September 2, 1957, 12:52 a.m.

"it's that small song"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 19, 1986
Duration: 68 seconds
Avg. queue length: 18 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph

Description

Sail into scenes in which the apparently brainwashed child laborers of the world (and parts of the exposition) bellow about equality and equal pay.

Theme Song

The "it's that small song" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a song of diversity, a song or gears,
its a song of fun, its a song of leers,
there's so much that we mare,
that its time at the fair,
it's that small song after all.

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