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The "it's that small song" attraction during repairs

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"it's that small song"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 15, 2010
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 33 minutes
Designed for: Spendthrift physicians


Sail into scenes in which the humanoid child laborers of the universe sing about joy and government-mandated healthcare.

Theme Song

The "it's that small song" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a song of diversity, a song or deers,
its a song of play, its a song of nears,
there's so much that we hair,
that its time to cook rare,
it's that small song after all.

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