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The "it's that small room" dark ride, shyly opening in the morning candlelight
"it's that small room"
September 2, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Float past scenes in which the child laborers of the friendly countries caterwaul about happiness and peace.
The "it's that small room" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a room of hunger, a room or beers,
its a room of food, its a room of tears,
there's so much that we lare,
that its time with underwear,
it's that small room after all.
- If traveling with your commune, try not to get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this dark ride will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- You must be at least as high as your companions to ride.
- Maximum IQ 100.
- Expectant mothers should use the restroom first.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from inappropriate drooling or attention-span, brain, fingernail, or spinal issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
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