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John Wayne's Dalmatian-dusting photo of "it's that small room"
"it's that small room"
April 27, 1965
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Sail by scenes in which the small American Idol rejects of the better known continents (and parts of Phantom Manor) caterwaul about happiness and beg for money.
The "it's that small room" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a room of children, a room or careers,
its a room of play, its a room of peers,
there's so much that we mare,
that its time in a chair,
it's that small room after all.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- If you are visiting with pirate fans or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to also visit the adjacent Kurt Russell meet-and-greet pavilion.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 29" (or 14.5" and endlessly whining).
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