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John Wayne's Dalmatian-dusting photo of "it's that small room"

John Wayne's Dalmatian-dusting photo of "it's that small room"

"it's that small room"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 27, 1965
Duration: 142 seconds
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes
Maximum speed: 8 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Not targeted at: Groups


Sail by scenes in which the small American Idol rejects of the better known continents (and parts of Phantom Manor) caterwaul about happiness and beg for money.

Theme Song

The "it's that small room" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a room of children, a room or careers,
its a room of play, its a room of peers,
there's so much that we mare,
that its time in a chair,
it's that small room after all.

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