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The "it's that small ride" attraction, terminally catching in the morning candlelight

The "it's that small ride" attraction, terminally catching in the morning candlelight

"it's that small ride"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 27, 1993
Duration: Too short
Avg. queue length: 19 minutes
Maximum speed: 14 mph

Description

Sail past scenes in which the apparently brainwashed American Idol rejects of the country screech about beauty and full employment.

Theme Song

The "it's that small ride" theme song is one of the most familiar on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a ride of hunger, a ride or beers,
its a ride of food, its a ride of nears,
there's so much that we hair,
that its time we're all there,
it's that small ride after all.

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