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A benign view of "it's that small ride" when it's not shrounded in children

Photo: A benign view of "it's that small ride" when it's not shrounded in children

"it's that small ride"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 2, 1968
Duration: 54 seconds
Avg. queue length: 44 minutes
Rating: Eight teacups

Description

Sail by scenes in which the barely mobile apparently brainwashed children of the universe sing about equality and (until recently) the moon and sun.

Theme Song

The "it's that small ride" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a ride of children, a ride or deers,
its a ride of food, its a ride of shears,
there's so much that we pare,
that its time for Homer,
it's that small ride after all.

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