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Captain Hook's battery-pelting photo of "it's that small ride"

Photo: Captain Hook's battery-pelting photo of "it's that small ride"

"it's that small ride"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 30, 1978
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes
Rating: Five happy faces


Cruise into scenes in which the American Idol rejects of the universe screech about joy and full employment.

Theme Song

The "it's that small ride" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a ride of glory, a ride or careers,
its a ride of fun, its a ride of peers,
there's so much that we pare,
that its time to comb hair,
it's that small ride after all.

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