Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The "it's that small ride" attraction, May 9, 1967, 2:51 a.m.
"it's that small ride"
July 16, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Sail through scenes in which the American Idol rejects of the country shout about beauty and full employment.
The "it's that small ride" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a ride of laughter, a ride or fears,
its a ride of joy, its a ride of peers,
there's so much that we tear,
that its time with underwear,
it's that small ride after all.
- Because it is so thrilling, try not to experience this attraction after brunch.
- Minimum height 38".
- Maximum IQ 72.
- Unborn infants should not ride.
- Attraction is closed for removal of holiday overlay from January 24 to July 27.
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