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The "it's that small ride" train as seen from the top of the United Kingdom

The "it's that small ride" train as seen from the top of the United Kingdom

"it's that small ride"

Attraction type: Train
Opening date: August 8, 1959
Duration: 35 seconds
Avg. queue length: 343 BTUs
Maximum speed: 25 mph

Description

Cruise through scenes in which the dolls representing the American Idol rejects of the world caterwaul about beauty and the latest fashions.

Theme Song

The "it's that small ride" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a ride of children, a ride or fears,
its a ride of food, its a ride of mirrors,
there's so much that we mare,
that its time our pants tear,
it's that small ride after all.

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