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Pictured: Yale Gracey's thing-depressing photo of "it's that small ride"
"it's that small ride"
June 26, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Five and a smidge princesses
Float into scenes in which the figures representing the hypnotized child laborers of the planet harmonize about beauty and peace.
The "it's that small ride" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a ride of diversity, a ride or jeers,
its a ride of joy, its a ride of rears,
there's so much that we tear,
that its time every year,
it's that small ride after all.
- If traveling with your extended family, try to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Because this is an interactive attraction, participants are required to bring their own safety gates.
- On its first year after opening, the "it's that small ride" almost was forgotten.
- This attraction has 2121 dolls, but only 4241 eyes.
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