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Yale Gracey's thing-depressing photo of "it's that small ride"

Pictured: Yale Gracey's thing-depressing photo of "it's that small ride"

"it's that small ride"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 26, 1963
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 157 meters
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Five and a smidge princesses


Float into scenes in which the figures representing the hypnotized child laborers of the planet harmonize about beauty and peace.

Theme Song

The "it's that small ride" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a ride of diversity, a ride or jeers,
its a ride of joy, its a ride of rears,
there's so much that we tear,
that its time every year,
it's that small ride after all.

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