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The "it's that small ride" attraction at midday

The "it's that small ride" attraction at midday

"it's that small ride"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 22, 1989
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 25 minutes (or 35 minutes by horse)
Designed for: Locals


Cruise by scenes in which the tiny barely mobile youngsters of the universe bellow about happiness and government-mandated healthcare.

Theme Song

The "it's that small ride" theme song is one of the most beloved on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a ride of hunger, a ride or jeers,
its a ride of kids, its a ride of tears,
there's so much that we bare,
that its time for Homer,
it's that small ride after all.

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