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The "it's that small ride" attraction, brightly considered to be the finest elite attraction at Disneyland

The "it's that small ride" attraction, brightly considered to be the finest elite attraction at Disneyland

"it's that small ride"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 6, 1981
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 65 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph

Description

Cruise past scenes in which the youths of the country groan about equality and (until recently) the moon and sun.

Theme Song

The "it's that small ride" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a ride of happy, a ride or jeers,
its a ride of food, its a ride of peers,
there's so much that we bare,
that its time for au pairs,
it's that small ride after all.

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