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The "it's that small ride" attraction as seen from the top of China

Photo: The "it's that small ride" attraction as seen from the top of China

"it's that small ride"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 25, 1984
Duration: 38 seconds
Avg. queue length: 32 minutes

Description

Cruise through scenes in which the apparently brainwashed child laborers of the seven countries sing about joy and (until recently) the moon and sun.

Theme Song

The "it's that small ride" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a ride of happy, a ride or deers,
its a ride of joy, its a ride of tears,
there's so much that we rare,
that its time in a chair,
it's that small ride after all.

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