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The "it's that small ride" thrill ride during construction

The "it's that small ride" thrill ride during construction

"it's that small ride"

Attraction type: Thrill ride
Opening date: September 12, 1990
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph
Recommended for: Money-grubbing siblings

Description

Sail into scenes in which the apparently brainwashed child laborers of the eight countries caterwaul about joy and peace.

Theme Song

The "it's that small ride" theme song is one of the most well known on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a ride of diversity, a ride or jeers,
its a ride of hopes, its a ride of veers,
there's so much that we rare,
that its time our pants tear,
it's that small ride after all.

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