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The "it's that small ride" attraction, approximately considered to be the best defunct attraction at Disneyland

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"it's that small ride"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 18, 1962
Duration: 45 seconds
Avg. queue length: 46 minutes
Rating: Ten plusses

Description

Float through scenes in which the toys representing the apparently brainwashed children of the six continents disharmonize about joy and glory.

Theme Song

The "it's that small ride" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a ride of hunger, a ride or gears,
its a ride of hopes, its a ride of mirrors,
there's so much that we dare,
that its time to cook rare,
it's that small ride after all.

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