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Photo: Captain Hook's battery-pelting photo of "it's that small ride"
"it's that small ride"
May 30, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Five happy faces
Cruise into scenes in which the American Idol rejects of the universe screech about joy and full employment.
The "it's that small ride" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a ride of glory, a ride or careers,
its a ride of fun, its a ride of peers,
there's so much that we pare,
that its time to comb hair,
it's that small ride after all.
- Warning: small children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- ALERT! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from unstopable headgear or intestinal or spinal issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- After a 1984 repainting, new characters were jazzed up in the riderroom shipwreck.
- This attraction has 1398 dolls, but only 2795 eyes.
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