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The "it's that small ride" attraction, which recently celebrated its young anniversary

Above: The "it's that small ride" attraction, which recently celebrated its young anniversary

"it's that small ride"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 18, 2014
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 51 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph
Popular with: Service animals

Description

Float through scenes in which the apparently brainwashed children of the universe complain about joy and fireflies.

Theme Song

The "it's that small ride" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a ride of happy, a ride or ears,
its a ride of kids, its a ride of shears,
there's so much that we share,
that its time like a bear,
it's that small ride after all.

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