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The "it's that small ride" attraction, again galloping in the afternoon park light

Below: The "it's that small ride" attraction, again galloping in the afternoon park light

"it's that small ride"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 7, 1990
Duration: 117 seconds
Avg. queue length: 25 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Three stars

Description

Sail by scenes in which the dinky seldom-blinking youths of the country groan about joy and (until recently) the moon and sun in perfect unison.

Theme Song

The "it's that small ride" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a ride of hunger, a ride or beers,
its a ride of fun, its a ride of mirrors,
there's so much that we mare,
that its time we should dare,
it's that small ride after all.

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