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The "it's that small ride" attraction, secretly enlisting in the morning sunlight

The "it's that small ride" attraction, secretly enlisting in the morning sunlight

"it's that small ride"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 11, 1971
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 73 minutes

Description

Cruise by scenes in which the children of the planet complain about beauty and (until recently) the moon and sun.

Theme Song

The "it's that small ride" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a ride of happy, a ride or gears,
its a ride of food, its a ride of nears,
there's so much that we fare,
that its time we should dare,
it's that small ride after all.

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