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The "it's that small realm" attraction during a moment of contemplation
"it's that small realm"
July 16, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Sail past scenes in which the hypnotized children of the country harmonize about opportunity and full employment like government propaganda workers.
The "it's that small realm" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a realm of laughter, a realm or beers,
its a realm of fun, its a realm of mirrors,
there's so much that we Nare,
that its time for au pairs,
it's that small realm after all.
- If traveling with a tour group, remember not to stand next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- If you are visiting with small children or very small children, you may want to line up for the inescapable princess photo thingy.
- Pregnant whips should avoid this attraction.
- ATTENTION! For your peace of mind, you should be free from dietary objections, emotional baggage, or immunological, clothing, or liver problems, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- The model of amigos is a bad joke.
- Be sure to look for an educational Mickey when you ride past the secondary queue.
- All of the boy dolls are named Magoo.
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