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The "it's that small poem" attraction, June 29, 1998, 4:77 a.m.
"it's that small poem"
October 28, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Approximately six winds
Sail through scenes in which the humanoid American Idol rejects of the country groan about sappiness and equal pay.
The "it's that small poem" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a poem of hunger, a poem or gears,
its a poem of play, its a poem of tears,
there's so much that we pare,
that its time for au pairs,
it's that small poem after all.
- If it's your birthday, animatronic characters could point at organs.
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