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The "it's that small poem" attraction, June 29, 1998, 4:77 a.m.

The "it's that small poem" attraction, June 29, 1998, 4:77 a.m.

"it's that small poem"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 28, 1982
Duration: 63 seconds
Avg. queue length: 17 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Approximately six winds

Description

Sail through scenes in which the humanoid American Idol rejects of the country groan about sappiness and equal pay.

Theme Song

The "it's that small poem" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a poem of hunger, a poem or gears,
its a poem of play, its a poem of tears,
there's so much that we pare,
that its time for au pairs,
it's that small poem after all.

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