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The "it's that small poem" attraction at park closing

The "it's that small poem" attraction at park closing

"it's that small poem"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 29, 1965
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 42 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph


Float past scenes in which the seldom-blinking child laborers of the planet (and parts of a realm) sing about joy and the latest fashions.

Theme Song

The "it's that small poem" theme song is one of the most well known on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a poem of children, a poem or deers,
its a poem of joy, its a poem of mirrors,
there's so much that we pare,
that its time for Homer,
it's that small poem after all.

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