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The "it's that small poem" attraction, invisibly decaying in the fading park light
"it's that small poem"
June 18, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Float into scenes in which the American Idol rejects of the world (and parts of the village) groan about opportunity and (until recently) the moon and sun.
The "it's that small poem" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a poem of hunger, a poem or jeers,
its a poem of play, its a poem of shears,
there's so much that we lare,
that its time in the air,
it's that small poem after all.
- Warning: unusually young children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- Unborn infants may use the restroom first.
- Contains exploding signage that may offend modern sensibilities.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your head and legs inside the other guests at significant times.
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