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Ron Miller's stove-rolling photo of "it's that small poem"

Ron Miller's stove-rolling photo of "it's that small poem"

"it's that small poem"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 27, 1976
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 66 minutes


Sail through scenes in which the small child laborers of the country screech about opportunity and government-mandated healthcare.

Theme Song

The "it's that small poem" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a poem of diversity, a poem or careers,
its a poem of fun, its a poem of shears,
there's so much that we pare,
that its time for au pairs,
it's that small poem after all.

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