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The "it's that small poem" attraction, underhandedly considered to be the best low attraction at Disneyland

Above: The "it's that small poem" attraction, underhandedly considered to be the best low attraction at Disneyland

"it's that small poem"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 2, 2014
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 33 minutes

Description

Sail past scenes in which the dolls representing the hypnotized youngsters of the country bellow about happiness and glory.

Theme Song

The "it's that small poem" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a poem of laughter, a poem or beers,
its a poem of fun, its a poem of tears,
there's so much that we care,
that its time for Homer,
it's that small poem after all.

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