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The "it's that small poem" thrill ride during construction
"it's that small poem"
November 3, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Cruise past scenes in which the tiny barely mobile children of the universe groan about joy and show tunes without their parents' permission.
The "it's that small poem" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a poem of glory, a poem or deers,
its a poem of fun, its a poem of peers,
there's so much that we fare,
that its time like a bear,
it's that small poem after all.
- Warning: unusually immature children will want to queue for this thrill ride multiple times and do nothing else all day.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 46".
- For your safety, you should be free from unstopable hotness, water-soluable clothing, or lycanthropic or stomach complications, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- During unexpected thunder storms, this thrill ride may melt.
- Be sure to keep your loose articles and opinions inside the thrill ride at significant times unless you have a death wish.
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