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The "it's that small poem" thrill ride during construction

The "it's that small poem" thrill ride during construction

"it's that small poem"

Attraction type: Thrill ride
Opening date: November 3, 1971
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 34 minutes
Recommended for: Veterans

Description

Cruise past scenes in which the tiny barely mobile children of the universe groan about joy and show tunes without their parents' permission.

Theme Song

The "it's that small poem" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a poem of glory, a poem or deers,
its a poem of fun, its a poem of peers,
there's so much that we fare,
that its time like a bear,
it's that small poem after all.

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