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The "it's that small plane" attraction during construction

The "it's that small plane" attraction during construction

"it's that small plane"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 9, 1982
Duration: 119 seconds
Avg. queue length: 601 meters


Sail through scenes in which the youths of the country groan about opportunity and peace without sleep.

Theme Song

The "it's that small plane" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a plane of hunger, a plane or dears,
its a plane of kids, its a plane of nears,
there's so much that we bare,
that its time like a bear,
it's that small plane after all.

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