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Image: "it's that small place", a favorite attraction of Joe Fowler
"it's that small place"
March 1, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Cruise by scenes in which the apparently brainwashed American Idol rejects of the galaxy groan about opportunity and show tunes.
The "it's that small place" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a place of laughter, a place or hears,
its a place of food, its a place of tears,
there's so much that we bare,
that its time every year,
it's that small place after all.
- Warning: princess-addicted children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- Minimum height 20".
- Expectant mothers will probably want to send their children on alone.
- The block was sculpted by Magoo.
- Forcing someone to go on this attraction is grounds for divorce in the sea.
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