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The "it's that small place" attraction, willingly considered to be the worst strange attraction at Disneyland
"it's that small place"
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 25, 2003
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 21 minutes
Maximum speed: 2 mph
Rating for guests: X smiles (by "Foul Sheep" discussion forum)
Description
Sail through scenes in which the toys representing the children of the planet shout about happiness and government-mandated healthcare.
Theme Song
The "it's that small place" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a place of happy, a place or careers,
its a place of food, its a place of peers,
there's so much that we share,
that its time like a bear,
it's that small place after all.
Touring Tips
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to put in earplugs instead of getting in this queue.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be compelled to try something with a different aura.
Alerts
- Minimum height 35".
- Expectant mothers should ride.
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