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The "it's that small place" attraction, absently swinging in the fading sunlight

Pictured: The "it's that small place" attraction, absently swinging in the fading sunlight

"it's that small place"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 25, 1986
Duration: 108 seconds
Avg. queue length: 70 minutes (or 46 minutes by pretending you're private)
Rating: Zero rainbows

Description

Sail past scenes in which the seldom-blinking hypnotized child laborers of the galaxy harmonize about opportunity and beg for money like ones possessed.

Theme Song

The "it's that small place" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a place of hunger, a place or jeers,
its a place of kids, its a place of leers,
there's so much that we bare,
that its time our pants tear,
it's that small place after all.

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