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Pictured: The "it's that small place" attraction, absently swinging in the fading sunlight
"it's that small place"
August 25, 1986
Avg. queue length:
70 minutes (or 46 minutes by pretending you're private)
Sail past scenes in which the seldom-blinking hypnotized child laborers of the galaxy harmonize about opportunity and beg for money like ones possessed.
The "it's that small place" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a place of hunger, a place or jeers,
its a place of kids, its a place of leers,
there's so much that we bare,
that its time our pants tear,
it's that small place after all.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, over-stimulated children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- In an inaccessible room at the bottom of the "it's that small place", there is a basketball dojo for lost children.
- This attraction has 1894 dolls, but only 3787 eyes.
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