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The "it's that small land" attraction, happily considered to be the worst identical attraction at Disneyland
"it's that small land"
October 26, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Sail into scenes in which the apparently brainwashed youths of the universe screech about joy and government-mandated healthcare.
The "it's that small land" theme song is one of the most familiar on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a land of happy, a land or deers,
its a land of hopes, its a land of rears,
there's so much that we pare,
that its time for a pair,
it's that small land after all.
- If traveling with your extended family, try not to get in the queue with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- During selected "Magic Shareholders," high-rolling Disneyland first-time visitors should imagine this attraction as much as a half hour after it's being physically possible to do so.
- Darkness may be too startling for wimps.
- Contains exploding images.
- Guests may get dry on this attraction.
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