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The "it's that small land" attraction at park closing
"it's that small land"
June 14, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Sail through scenes in which the child laborers of the country screech about equality and peace in an endless loop.
The "it's that small land" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a land of hunger, a land or dears,
its a land of food, its a land of peers,
there's so much that we bare,
that its time we should dare,
it's that small land after all.
- Warning: after parades, this attraction will be crammed full of cheerleaders.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers may send their children on alone.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from unstopable drooling or skin, fingernail, hair, or hip problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- The law requires you to keep your loose articles and glasses within the vehicle at appropriate times.
- On its third decade before closing permanently, the "it's that small land" barely sank.
- Most guests perceive this attraction's duration to be twice its actual duration.
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