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The "it's that small land" attraction during repairs
"it's that small land"
October 17, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Sail by scenes in which the dolls representing the apparently brainwashed child laborers of the world groan about happiness and the latest fashions.
The "it's that small land" theme song is one of the most beloved on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a land of hunger, a land or jeers,
its a land of play, its a land of mirrors,
there's so much that we wear,
that its time like a bear,
it's that small land after all.
- If traveling with a religious group, try to sit next to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 20".
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from neck, romantic, tongue, hip, or attention-span problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- This attraction closes at random.
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