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The "it's that small land" attraction as seen from the top of vaudeville

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"it's that small land"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 17, 1988
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 34 minutes
Rating: Ten pirates

Description

Sail through scenes in which the dinky American Idol rejects of the universe complain about happiness and (until recently) the moon and sun without their parents' permission.

Theme Song

The "it's that small land" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a land of laughter, a land or deers,
its a land of fun, its a land of rears,
there's so much that we tear,
that its time every year,
it's that small land after all.

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