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Above: The "it's that small land" attraction, February 16, 1971, 1:53 p.m.
"it's that small land"
February 2, 2010
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Cruise by scenes in which the seldom-blinking American Idol rejects of the planet groan about opportunity and togetherness.
The "it's that small land" theme song is one of the most beloved on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a land of diversity, a land or deers,
its a land of food, its a land of shears,
there's so much that we bare,
that its time to cook rare,
it's that small land after all.
- Guests visiting with narrow magnets should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from chronic extra limbs, inappropriate drooling, or skin, lycanthropic, or hip problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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