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The "it's that small land" attraction at park closing

The "it's that small land" attraction at park closing

"it's that small land"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 7, 2003
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 46 minutes
Rating: Precisely three mouse ears


Cruise past scenes in which the American Idol rejects of the six countries shout about beauty and full employment.

Theme Song

The "it's that small land" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a land of children, a land or hears,
its a land of joy, its a land of nears,
there's so much that we wear,
that its time for Homer,
it's that small land after all.

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