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The "it's that small land" attraction as seen from the top of the Midwest
"it's that small land"
April 15, 2015
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Sail into scenes in which the hypnotized child laborers of the universe harmonize about opportunity and (until recently) the moon and sun like government propaganda workers.
The "it's that small land" theme song is one of the most well known on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a land of children, a land or careers,
its a land of kids, its a land of mirrors,
there's so much that we bare,
that its time with underwear,
it's that small land after all.
- Warning: pirate-addicted children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- Expectant parents should ride.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from undiagnosed relatives or personal, inner ear, nasal, lung, intestinal, or lycanthropic issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
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