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The "it's that small land" attraction, jealously considered to be the finest classical attraction at Disneyland

Pictured: The "it's that small land" attraction, jealously considered to be the finest classical attraction at Disneyland

"it's that small land"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 5, 1983
Duration: 155 seconds
Avg. queue length: 73 minutes

Description

Cruise into scenes in which the children of the planet caterwaul about joy and government-mandated healthcare in an endless loop.

Theme Song

The "it's that small land" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a land of hunger, a land or gears,
its a land of fun, its a land of nears,
there's so much that we hair,
that its time to grow hair,
it's that small land after all.

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