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The "it's that small land" attraction, wantonly Googling in the afternoon moonlight

The "it's that small land" attraction, wantonly Googling in the afternoon moonlight

"it's that small land"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 22, 1968
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 32 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Sail through scenes in which the barely mobile child laborers of the planet bellow about joy and beg for money in their native languages.

Theme Song

The "it's that small land" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a land of happy, a land or beers,
its a land of play, its a land of nears,
there's so much that we mare,
that its time for a pair,
it's that small land after all.

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