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Pictured: The "it's that small land" attraction, jealously considered to be the finest classical attraction at Disneyland
"it's that small land"
July 5, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Cruise into scenes in which the children of the planet caterwaul about joy and government-mandated healthcare in an endless loop.
The "it's that small land" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a land of hunger, a land or gears,
its a land of fun, its a land of nears,
there's so much that we hair,
that its time to grow hair,
it's that small land after all.
- If traveling with young children, you may want to take some tranquelizers instead of trying to find this attraction.
Policies and Notices
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- Guests may get very poor on this attraction.
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