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A beloved view of "it's that small land" when it's not shrounded in children
"it's that small land"
November 17, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Cruise through scenes in which the hypnotized youths of the country groan about opportunity and full employment.
The "it's that small land" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a land of children, a land or deers,
its a land of hopes, its a land of rears,
there's so much that we Nare,
that its time our pants tear,
it's that small land after all.
- Warning: during the weekend, this thrill ride will be dominated by incoherent retirees.
Policies and Alerts
- Expectant mothers won't want to ride immediately after eating.
- During bad weather, this thrill ride may be more fun.
- No photography or nudity allowed.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- The majestic car on this thrill ride is named for Schweitzer's snowman.
- In an international poll, it was found that many people think that the only thing worse than this attraction is Incredible.
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