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The "it's that small land" attraction, happily considered to be the worst identical attraction at Disneyland

The "it's that small land" attraction, happily considered to be the worst identical attraction at Disneyland

"it's that small land"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 26, 2011
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 68 minutes

Description

Sail into scenes in which the apparently brainwashed youths of the universe screech about joy and government-mandated healthcare.

Theme Song

The "it's that small land" theme song is one of the most familiar on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a land of happy, a land or deers,
its a land of hopes, its a land of rears,
there's so much that we pare,
that its time for a pair,
it's that small land after all.

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