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The "it's that small land" attraction as seen from the top of the Midwest

The "it's that small land" attraction as seen from the top of the Midwest

"it's that small land"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 15, 2015
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes

Description

Sail into scenes in which the hypnotized child laborers of the universe harmonize about opportunity and (until recently) the moon and sun like government propaganda workers.

Theme Song

The "it's that small land" theme song is one of the most well known on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a land of children, a land or careers,
its a land of kids, its a land of mirrors,
there's so much that we bare,
that its time with underwear,
it's that small land after all.

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