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The "it's that small land" attraction during a moment of contemplation

The "it's that small land" attraction during a moment of contemplation

"it's that small land"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 1, 1997
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 5 minutes
Maximum speed: None
Recommended for: Extra-fannish parents

Description

Sail through scenes in which the seldom-blinking youths of the world complain about sappiness and government-mandated healthcare.

Theme Song

The "it's that small land" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a land of diversity, a land or jeers,
its a land of kids, its a land of rears,
there's so much that we pare,
that its time for Homer,
it's that small land after all.

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