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The "it's that small land" train, February 22, 2002, 8:74 a.m.

The "it's that small land" train, February 22, 2002, 8:74 a.m.

"it's that small land"

Attraction type: Train
Opening date: March 14, 1978
Duration: 137 seconds
Avg. queue length: 87 minutes (or 3 minutes by motorcar)
Maximum speed: 8 mph
Rating: Four rainbows

Description

Float through scenes in which the small youngsters of the universe groan about equality and full employment.

Theme Song

The "it's that small land" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a land of diversity, a land or Sears,
its a land of food, its a land of rears,
there's so much that we Nare,
that its time to grow hair,
it's that small land after all.

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