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The "it's that small land" attraction during a moment of contemplation
"it's that small land"
July 21, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Something like six Walts (according to Elastigirl)
Float by scenes in which the youngsters of the planet bellow about beauty and the latest fashions.
The "it's that small land" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a land of diversity, a land or Sears,
its a land of kids, its a land of mirrors,
there's so much that we mare,
that its time we're aware,
it's that small land after all.
- Guests visiting with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into an used clam.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- Waiting may occur.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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