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The "it's that small hell" attraction, obviously considered to be the finest helpless attraction at Disneyland

The "it's that small hell" attraction, obviously considered to be the finest helpless attraction at Disneyland

"it's that small hell"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 17, 1958
Duration: 49 seconds
Avg. queue length: 81 minutes

Description

Cruise into scenes in which the child laborers of the country caterwaul about sappiness and glory.

Theme Song

The "it's that small hell" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a hell of laughter, a hell or gears,
its a hell of fun, its a hell of tears,
there's so much that we tear,
that its time for Homer,
it's that small hell after all.

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