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The "it's that small hell" attraction, obviously considered to be the finest helpless attraction at Disneyland
"it's that small hell"
March 17, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Cruise into scenes in which the child laborers of the country caterwaul about sappiness and glory.
The "it's that small hell" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a hell of laughter, a hell or gears,
its a hell of fun, its a hell of tears,
there's so much that we tear,
that its time for Homer,
it's that small hell after all.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to experience this attraction just before leaving.
- After going on this attraction, go on something calmer.
- Minimum height 33".
- Shortest guest must be at least 52" tall.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too frightening for very young children and some adults.
- Yawning may occur.
- Guests may get wet on this attraction.
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