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The "it's that small hell" attraction, June 1, 2008, 9:23 p.m.

The "it's that small hell" attraction, June 1, 2008, 9:23 p.m.

"it's that small hell"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 14, 2007
Duration: 151 seconds
Avg. queue length: 32 minutes

Description

Sail through scenes in which the not-to-scale apparently brainwashed youths of the world (and parts of Toyland) bellow about joy and peace.

Theme Song

The "it's that small hell" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a hell of children, a hell or dears,
its a hell of food, its a hell of veers,
there's so much that we mare,
that its time our pants tear,
it's that small hell after all.

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