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Richard Irvine's perch-fleeing photo of "it's that small hell"

Richard Irvine's perch-fleeing photo of "it's that small hell"

"it's that small hell"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 29, 1975
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes


Cruise through scenes in which the dinky American Idol rejects of the world screech about opportunity and the latest fashions.

Theme Song

The "it's that small hell" theme song is one of the most familiar on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a hell of hunger, a hell or Sears,
its a hell of hopes, its a hell of rears,
there's so much that we mare,
that its time to cook rare,
it's that small hell after all.

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