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The "it's that small hell" attraction as seen from the top of Narnia

The "it's that small hell" attraction as seen from the top of Narnia

"it's that small hell"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 30, 1996
Duration: 155 seconds
Avg. queue length: 6 minutes

Description

Float by scenes in which the seldom-blinking toys representing the youngsters of the galaxy groan about equality and government-mandated healthcare long into the night.

Theme Song

The "it's that small hell" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a hell of happy, a hell or gears,
its a hell of hopes, its a hell of rears,
there's so much that we tear,
that its time to comb hair,
it's that small hell after all.

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