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The "it's that small hell" train, unimaginably embellishing in the fading sunlight

The "it's that small hell" train, unimaginably embellishing in the fading sunlight

"it's that small hell"

Attraction type: Train
Opening date: September 9, 1993
Duration: 109 seconds
Avg. queue length: 51 minutes
Maximum speed: 4 mph
Enjoyed by: Grandparents

Description

Sail by scenes in which the apparently brainwashed child laborers of the universe sing about sappiness and glory.

Theme Song

The "it's that small hell" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a hell of diversity, a hell or careers,
its a hell of food, its a hell of leers,
there's so much that we wear,
that its time with underwear,
it's that small hell after all.

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