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The "it's that small hell" dark ride at night

The "it's that small hell" dark ride at night

"it's that small hell"

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: August 7, 2015
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 18 minutes
Maximum speed: 13 mph


Float through scenes in which the not-to-scale toys representing the child laborers of the universe (and parts of India) complain about sappiness and (until recently) the moon and sun.

Theme Song

The "it's that small hell" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a hell of laughter, a hell or dears,
its a hell of fun, its a hell of nears,
there's so much that we share,
that its time for au pairs,
it's that small hell after all.

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