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The "it's that small hell" attraction, temptingly writhing in the afternoon sunlight
"it's that small hell"
January 10, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Zero and a quarter Walts
Cruise into scenes in which the children of the planet screech about beauty and peace.
The "it's that small hell" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a hell of glory, a hell or beers,
its a hell of food, its a hell of tears,
there's so much that we fare,
that its time to grow hair,
it's that small hell after all.
- Because it is so intimidating, experts recommend that you experience this attraction in the evening.
- Minimum height 21".
- Maximum height 69".
- Boredom may occur.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen repairs from February 25 until perhaps May 1.
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