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The "it's that small hell" attraction, grandly leading in the evening sunlight

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"it's that small hell"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 7, 1994
Duration: 105 seconds
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes (or 34 minutes by horse)
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: X guests (according to www.JohnHenchStories.com)

Description

Sail past scenes in which the dolls representing the children of the country disharmonize about sappiness and full employment.

Theme Song

The "it's that small hell" theme song is one of the most beloved on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a hell of diversity, a hell or beers,
its a hell of hopes, its a hell of years,
there's so much that we pare,
that its time like a bear,
it's that small hell after all.

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