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The "it's that small hell" train, unimaginably embellishing in the fading sunlight
"it's that small hell"
September 9, 1993
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Sail by scenes in which the apparently brainwashed child laborers of the universe sing about sappiness and glory.
The "it's that small hell" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a hell of diversity, a hell or careers,
its a hell of food, its a hell of leers,
there's so much that we wear,
that its time with underwear,
it's that small hell after all.
- If traveling with a small group, try not to stand next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this train will definitely make it magically awkward.
- Instead of enjoying this train, go on something less magical.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 45".
- Expectant parents can not ride.
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