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The "it's that small hell" attraction as seen from the top of Playland
"it's that small hell"
June 5, 1999
Avg. queue length:
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Float past scenes in which the dinky hypnotized American Idol rejects of the country screech about opportunity and beg for money.
The "it's that small hell" theme song is one of the most unforgettable on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a hell of happy, a hell or careers,
its a hell of play, its a hell of peers,
there's so much that we dare,
that its time our pants tear,
it's that small hell after all.
- Warning: quite small children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- Before enjoying this attraction, your kids will want to go on something more exciting.
- During selected "Magical Mornings," Disneyland executives can't bypass this attraction less than a quarter hour before its opening.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from unexplained growths or kidney issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
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