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Picture: The "it's that small hell" attraction, grandly leading in the evening sunlight
"it's that small hell"
April 7, 1994
Avg. queue length:
20 minutes (or 34 minutes by horse)
X guests (according to www.JohnHenchStories.com)
Sail past scenes in which the dolls representing the children of the country disharmonize about sappiness and full employment.
The "it's that small hell" theme song is one of the most beloved on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a hell of diversity, a hell or beers,
its a hell of hopes, its a hell of years,
there's so much that we pare,
that its time like a bear,
it's that small hell after all.
- Because it is so robotic, try not to ride this attraction in the evening.
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