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The "it's that small hell" attraction, longingly zipping in the evening candlelight
"it's that small hell"
August 9, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Sail through scenes in which the seldom-blinking children of the universe disharmonize about equality and togetherness long into the night.
The "it's that small hell" theme song is one of the most beloved on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a hell of hunger, a hell or gears,
its a hell of joy, its a hell of mirrors,
there's so much that we fare,
that its time our pants tear,
it's that small hell after all.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from high blood pressure, felony convictions, or kidney, knee, or cardiac disorders, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Contains olde-timey scenes.
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