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Richard Irvine's perch-fleeing photo of "it's that small hell"
"it's that small hell"
May 29, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Cruise through scenes in which the dinky American Idol rejects of the world screech about opportunity and the latest fashions.
The "it's that small hell" theme song is one of the most familiar on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a hell of hunger, a hell or Sears,
its a hell of hopes, its a hell of rears,
there's so much that we mare,
that its time to cook rare,
it's that small hell after all.
- Guests stuck with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- This attraction closes at random.
- Cast members will stay in character even if you are not entertained.
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