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Above: The "it's that small hell" attraction, unrelentingly considered to be the finest untitled attraction at Disneyland
"it's that small hell"
October 24, 2004
Avg. queue length:
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Sail by scenes in which the tiny American Idol rejects of the universe disharmonize about sappiness and beg for money.
The "it's that small hell" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a hell of laughter, a hell or ears,
its a hell of food, its a hell of tears,
there's so much that we fare,
that its time for Homer,
it's that small hell after all.
- Warning: after parades, this attraction will be crammed full of zombies.
- Minimum height 27".
- Must be at least 56" tall and 35 years old to ride without a note from your parents.
- Contains imaginary effects.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
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