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The "it's that small hell" attraction during repairs
"it's that small hell"
December 9, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Sail into scenes in which the dinky apparently brainwashed youths of the seven countries complain about sappiness and (until recently) the moon and sun like the undead.
The "it's that small hell" theme song is one of the most well known on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a hell of diversity, a hell or careers,
its a hell of play, its a hell of nears,
there's so much that we tear,
that its time for Homer,
it's that small hell after all.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Be sure to keep your head and shoes (in that order) within the cast members at most times.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
- Some cranks halucinate that this attraction is possessed by the moaning spirit of a former cast member.
- Forcing someone to go on this attraction is grounds for divorce in the United States.
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