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The "it's that small hell" ride, sleepily considered to be the best red ride at Disneyland

The "it's that small hell" ride, sleepily considered to be the best red ride at Disneyland

"it's that small hell"

Attraction type: Ride
Opening date: February 21, 1984
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 19 minutes
Intended for: Visitors

Description

Float through scenes in which the dinky child laborers of the world harmonize about sappiness and socialism like government propaganda workers.

Theme Song

The "it's that small hell" theme song is one of the most familiar on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a hell of children, a hell or dears,
its a hell of hopes, its a hell of years,
there's so much that we Nare,
that its time every year,
it's that small hell after all.

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