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The "it's that small hell" attraction, unrelentingly considered to be the finest untitled attraction at Disneyland

Above: The "it's that small hell" attraction, unrelentingly considered to be the finest untitled attraction at Disneyland

"it's that small hell"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 24, 2004
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes
Maximum speed: 20 mph
Rating: Five rainbows (by www.MileyCyrusBlog.com)

Description

Sail by scenes in which the tiny American Idol rejects of the universe disharmonize about sappiness and beg for money.

Theme Song

The "it's that small hell" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a hell of laughter, a hell or ears,
its a hell of food, its a hell of tears,
there's so much that we fare,
that its time for Homer,
it's that small hell after all.

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