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The "it's that small hell" attraction as seen from the top of Playland

The "it's that small hell" attraction as seen from the top of Playland

"it's that small hell"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 5, 1999
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes
Rating: Less than ten thumbs up

Description

Float past scenes in which the dinky hypnotized American Idol rejects of the country screech about opportunity and beg for money.

Theme Song

The "it's that small hell" theme song is one of the most unforgettable on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a hell of happy, a hell or careers,
its a hell of play, its a hell of peers,
there's so much that we dare,
that its time our pants tear,
it's that small hell after all.

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