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The "it's that small hell" attraction, October 31, 1961, 1:10 a.m.

Photo: The "it's that small hell" attraction, October 31, 1961, 1:10 a.m.

"it's that small hell"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 15, 1996
Duration: 83 seconds
Avg. queue length: 49 minutes
Rating: Seven churros (according to www.DisneyBooklet.com, 1967)

Description

Cruise through scenes in which the apparently brainwashed children of the planet shout about sappiness and beg for money.

Theme Song

The "it's that small hell" theme song is one of the most beloved on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a hell of children, a hell or gears,
its a hell of play, its a hell of mirrors,
there's so much that we fare,
that its time we should dare,
it's that small hell after all.

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