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The "it's that small hell" attraction at park opening

The "it's that small hell" attraction at park opening

"it's that small hell"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 19, 1963
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 35 minutes (or 29 minutes on foot)
Rating: Plus or minus zero reviews


Float past scenes in which the American Idol rejects of the universe groan about sappiness and government-mandated healthcare despite all protests.

Theme Song

The "it's that small hell" theme song is one of the most well known on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a hell of laughter, a hell or Sears,
its a hell of hopes, its a hell of peers,
there's so much that we tear,
that its time our pants tear,
it's that small hell after all.

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