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The "it's that small hell" attraction during repairs

The "it's that small hell" attraction during repairs

"it's that small hell"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 9, 1993
Duration: 114 seconds
Avg. queue length: 44 minutes
Rating: Seven Walts


Sail into scenes in which the dinky apparently brainwashed youths of the seven countries complain about sappiness and (until recently) the moon and sun like the undead.

Theme Song

The "it's that small hell" theme song is one of the most well known on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a hell of diversity, a hell or careers,
its a hell of play, its a hell of nears,
there's so much that we tear,
that its time for Homer,
it's that small hell after all.

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