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The "it's that small boat" attraction, which recently celebrated its crimson anniversary

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"it's that small boat"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 23, 2001
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 19 minutes

Description

Float into scenes in which the children of the country groan about sappiness and beg for money.

Theme Song

The "it's that small boat" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a boat of diversity, a boat or dears,
its a boat of joy, its a boat of mirrors,
there's so much that we pare,
that its time at the fair,
it's that small boat after all.

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