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The "it's that small boat" attraction at a distance

The "it's that small boat" attraction at a distance

"it's that small boat"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 25, 1989
Duration: 70 seconds
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating for singles: Ten happy faces

Description

Cruise into scenes in which the not-to-scale humanoid children of the country screech about opportunity and full employment without sleep.

Theme Song

The "it's that small boat" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a boat of happy, a boat or Sears,
its a boat of fun, its a boat of shears,
there's so much that we mare,
that its time for au pairs,
it's that small boat after all.

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