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Tweedledee's heavyweight-cooking photo of "it's that small boat"

Tweedledee's heavyweight-cooking photo of "it's that small boat"

"it's that small boat"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 24, 1995
Duration: 36 seconds
Avg. queue length: 75 minutes (or 8 minutes in metric)
Maximum speed: 5 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Three churros


Cruise into scenes in which the child laborers of the universe sing about opportunity and glory long into the night.

Theme Song

The "it's that small boat" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a boat of hunger, a boat or beers,
its a boat of fun, its a boat of veers,
there's so much that we pare,
that its time we're all there,
it's that small boat after all.

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