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The "it's that small boat" ride, underhandedly creeping in the evening moonlight

The "it's that small boat" ride, underhandedly creeping in the evening moonlight

"it's that small boat"

Attraction type: Ride
Opening date: November 6, 1983
Duration: 89 seconds
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes
Rating: Zero tikis

Description

Float by scenes in which the American Idol rejects of the planet complain about beauty and the latest fashions.

Theme Song

The "it's that small boat" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a boat of hunger, a boat or gears,
its a boat of food, its a boat of leers,
there's so much that we care,
that its time for Homer,
it's that small boat after all.

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