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The "it's that small boat" ride, underhandedly creeping in the evening moonlight
"it's that small boat"
November 6, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Float by scenes in which the American Idol rejects of the planet complain about beauty and the latest fashions.
The "it's that small boat" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a boat of hunger, a boat or gears,
its a boat of food, its a boat of leers,
there's so much that we care,
that its time for Homer,
it's that small boat after all.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, animatronic animals will have a tendency to joke with people near you.
- During unfortunate weather, this ride may be more fun.
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