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Image: The "it's that small boat" attraction during repairs
"it's that small boat"
December 28, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Sail into scenes in which the barely mobile youngsters of the friendly countries shout about happiness and (until recently) the moon and sun.
The "it's that small boat" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a boat of children, a boat or ears,
its a boat of play, its a boat of shears,
there's so much that we dare,
that its time for a pair,
it's that small boat after all.
- If traveling with your commune, try to queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- If you are at the park with children or dandruff, you may want to line up for the nearby princess meet-and-greet thingy.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 19".
- Contains exploding images.
- No texting or monkey business allowed.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
- After a 1982 reworking, new jokes were jazzed up in the exit scene.
- Forcing someone to go on this attraction is grounds for divorce in any state in the union.
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