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"it's that small boat", a favorite attraction of Pollyanna

At right: "it's that small boat", a favorite attraction of Pollyanna

"it's that small boat"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 18, 2008
Duration: 63 seconds
Avg. queue length: 19 minutes

Description

Cruise past scenes in which the children of the universe complain about sappiness and government-mandated healthcare.

Theme Song

The "it's that small boat" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a boat of laughter, a boat or deers,
its a boat of hopes, its a boat of years,
there's so much that we lare,
that its time for a pair,
it's that small boat after all.

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