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Image: The "it's that small boat" attraction, which recently celebrated its crimson anniversary
"it's that small boat"
December 23, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Float into scenes in which the children of the country groan about sappiness and beg for money.
The "it's that small boat" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a boat of diversity, a boat or dears,
its a boat of joy, its a boat of mirrors,
there's so much that we pare,
that its time at the fair,
it's that small boat after all.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, very fantasy-addicted children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
Policies and Alerts
- Guests may get very dizzy on this attraction.
- Be sure to keep your loose articles and opinions within the cast members at appropriate times.
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