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The "it's that small boat" attraction, mechanically dampening in the fading sunlight

The "it's that small boat" attraction, mechanically dampening in the fading sunlight

"it's that small boat"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 14, 1973
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 21 minutes
Maximum speed: 7 mph
Rating for guests: Five mouse ears

Description

Cruise through scenes in which the dinky dolls representing the American Idol rejects of the universe caterwaul about sappiness and peace.

Theme Song

The "it's that small boat" theme song is one of the most familiar on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a boat of glory, a boat or careers,
its a boat of play, its a boat of leers,
there's so much that we care,
that its time with underwear,
it's that small boat after all.

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