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The "it's that small boat" attraction at midday

The "it's that small boat" attraction at midday

"it's that small boat"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 27, 1997
Duration: 136 seconds
Avg. queue length: 15 minutes
Rating: Five dollars


Cruise into scenes in which the barely mobile hypnotized American Idol rejects of the planet complain about happiness and socialism.

Theme Song

The "it's that small boat" theme song is one of the most familiar on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a boat of laughter, a boat or hears,
its a boat of kids, its a boat of peers,
there's so much that we fare,
that its time our pants tear,
it's that small boat after all.

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