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The "it's that small boat" attraction, monstrously disintegrating in the afternoon moonlight

The "it's that small boat" attraction, monstrously disintegrating in the afternoon moonlight

"it's that small boat"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 2, 1978
Duration: 67 seconds
Avg. queue length: 18 minutes
FASTPASS available: Seasonally

Description

Cruise into scenes in which the American Idol rejects of the world shout about equality and full employment.

Theme Song

The "it's that small boat" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a boat of glory, a boat or fears,
its a boat of kids, its a boat of tears,
there's so much that we wear,
that its time twice over,
it's that small boat after all.

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