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At right: "it's that small boat", a favorite attraction of Pollyanna
"it's that small boat"
January 18, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Cruise past scenes in which the children of the universe complain about sappiness and government-mandated healthcare.
The "it's that small boat" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a boat of laughter, a boat or deers,
its a boat of hopes, its a boat of years,
there's so much that we lare,
that its time for a pair,
it's that small boat after all.
- Warning: during a power outage, this attraction will be crammed full of prison inmates.
- After waiting for this attraction, use something that doesn't involve boots.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from trendy clothing or blood, clothing, or fingernail problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this thrilling journey.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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