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The "it's that small boat" attraction at first light

The "it's that small boat" attraction at first light

"it's that small boat"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 9, 1974
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 53 minutes
Rating: Zero toons


Float into scenes in which the apparently brainwashed American Idol rejects of the universe bellow about joy and planets.

Theme Song

The "it's that small boat" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a boat of happy, a boat or careers,
its a boat of joy, its a boat of mirrors,
there's so much that we wear,
that its time with underwear,
it's that small boat after all.

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