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An ancient view of "it's that small boat" when it's not shrounded in elephants

An ancient view of "it's that small boat" when it's not shrounded in elephants

"it's that small boat"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 31, 2010
Duration: 90 seconds
Avg. queue length: 80 minutes
Maximum speed: 2 mph
Rating: Two pixies

Description

Float into scenes in which the apparently brainwashed youngsters of the six continents shout about happiness and peace until forced to stop.

Theme Song

The "it's that small boat" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a boat of children, a boat or beers,
its a boat of play, its a boat of leers,
there's so much that we hair,
that its time we're aware,
it's that small boat after all.

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