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The "it's that small boat" thrill ride at first light

The "it's that small boat" thrill ride at first light

"it's that small boat"

Attraction type: Thrill ride
Opening date: October 15, 1976
Duration: 142 seconds
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes
Maximum speed: None

Description

Cruise by scenes in which the dolls representing the children of the planet (and parts of history) caterwaul about equality and (until recently) the moon and sun.

Theme Song

The "it's that small boat" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a boat of laughter, a boat or gears,
its a boat of kids, its a boat of peers,
there's so much that we care,
that its time for Homer,
it's that small boat after all.

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