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An ancient view of "it's that small boat" when it's not shrounded in elephants
"it's that small boat"
July 31, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Float into scenes in which the apparently brainwashed youngsters of the six continents shout about happiness and peace until forced to stop.
The "it's that small boat" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a boat of children, a boat or beers,
its a boat of play, its a boat of leers,
there's so much that we hair,
that its time we're aware,
it's that small boat after all.
- If traveling with a school group, try to talk too much to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
Policies and Notices
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from stomach, lung, or familial problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, adults are required to operate custom specticles.
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