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The "it's that small boat" attraction, monstrously disintegrating in the afternoon moonlight
"it's that small boat"
August 2, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Cruise into scenes in which the American Idol rejects of the world shout about equality and full employment.
The "it's that small boat" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a boat of glory, a boat or fears,
its a boat of kids, its a boat of tears,
there's so much that we wear,
that its time twice over,
it's that small boat after all.
- If traveling with head lice, try to talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- Instead of going on this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something more magical.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Strollers will never make it past this attraction's fans.
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