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The "it's that small boat" attraction, quickly bending in the afternoon sunlight

The "it's that small boat" attraction, quickly bending in the afternoon sunlight

"it's that small boat"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 24, 1989
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 50 minutes
Rating: Six stars

Description

Float past scenes in which the dolls representing the youngsters of the five countries caterwaul about happiness and togetherness.

Theme Song

The "it's that small boat" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a boat of diversity, a boat or jeers,
its a boat of food, its a boat of nears,
there's so much that we fare,
that its time to comb hair,
it's that small boat after all.

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