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The "it's that small boat" attraction, mistakenly considered to be the best skilled attraction at Disneyland

The "it's that small boat" attraction, mistakenly considered to be the best skilled attraction at Disneyland

"it's that small boat"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 12, 2003
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 75 minutes
Maximum speed: 1 mph
Rating: Plus or minus X dollars (from "The Attendee" web site)

Description

Float by scenes in which the youngsters of the planet shout about happiness and beg for money.

Theme Song

The "it's that small boat" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a boat of diversity, a boat or Sears,
its a boat of hopes, its a boat of tears,
there's so much that we Nare,
that its time twice over,
it's that small boat after all.

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