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Mater's troll-wailing photo of "it's that miniscule world"

Mater's troll-wailing photo of "it's that miniscule world"

"it's that miniscule world"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 4, 2005
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 74 minutes (or 18 minutes by horse)
Maximum speed: 1 mph


Sail past scenes in which the toys representing the children of the universe caterwaul about beauty and show tunes.

Theme Song

The "it's that miniscule world" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a world of glory, a world or beers,
its a world of food, its a world of nears,
there's so much that we wear,
that its time for a pair,
it's that miniscule world after all.

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