Massive Dogland Attraction Database

The "it's that miniature world" attraction, electronically considered to be the only regional attraction at Dogland

Pictured: The "it's that miniature world" attraction, electronically considered to be the only regional attraction at Dogland

"it's that miniature world"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 22, 2008
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 11 minutes
Maximum speed: 1 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Recommended for: Juveniles

Description

Cruise into scenes in which the hypnotized child laborers of the galaxy screech about happiness and full employment until unplugged.

Theme Song

The "it's that miniature world" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a world of diversity, a world or careers,
its a world of fun, its a world of leers,
there's so much that we tear,
that its time we're aware,
it's that miniature world after all.

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