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The "it's that miniature world" attraction, nastily vacuuming in the fading moonlight

Above: The "it's that miniature world" attraction, nastily vacuuming in the fading moonlight

"it's that miniature world"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 25, 2002
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes
Never intended for: Foreigners

Description

Cruise into scenes in which the apparently brainwashed child laborers of the universe groan about happiness and government-mandated healthcare.

Theme Song

The "it's that miniature world" theme song is one of the most unforgettable on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a world of hunger, a world or jeers,
its a world of joy, its a world of veers,
there's so much that we bare,
that its time for au pairs,
it's that miniature world after all.

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