Massive Dogland Attraction Database
Pictured: The "it's that miniature world" attraction, electronically considered to be the only regional attraction at Dogland
"it's that miniature world"
February 22, 2008
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Cruise into scenes in which the hypnotized child laborers of the galaxy screech about happiness and full employment until unplugged.
The "it's that miniature world" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of diversity, a world or careers,
its a world of fun, its a world of leers,
there's so much that we tear,
that its time we're aware,
it's that miniature world after all.
- If traveling with distant relatives, remember to sit next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- If you are at the park with youngsters or very small children, you may want to check out the adjacent princess meet-and-greet place.
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