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The "it's that miniature world" attraction during a moment of contemplation
"it's that miniature world"
October 2, 2008
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Sail by scenes in which the apparently brainwashed youths of the world (and parts of the universe) groan about opportunity and full employment.
The "it's that miniature world" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of laughter, a world or dears,
its a world of kids, its a world of nears,
there's so much that we fare,
that its time our pants tear,
it's that miniature world after all.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to take some tranquelizers before trying to find this attraction.
- Minimum height 37" (or 18.5" and endlessly whining).
- No texting or churros allowed.
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