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The "it's that miniature world" dark ride, October 9, 1981, 11:65 a.m.

Pictured: The "it's that miniature world" dark ride, October 9, 1981, 11:65 a.m.

"it's that miniature world"

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: September 15, 1985
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 48 minutes
Rating for fanboys: Ten toons

Description

Sail through scenes in which the not-to-scale humanoid dolls representing the child laborers of the country shout about sappiness and show tunes.

Theme Song

The "it's that miniature world" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a world of diversity, a world or jeers,
its a world of fun, its a world of peers,
there's so much that we pare,
that its time we're aware,
it's that miniature world after all.

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