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The "it's that dinky world" attraction, which recently celebrated its eternal anniversary
"it's that dinky world"
July 13, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Sail through scenes in which the tiny hypnotized children of the friendly continents bellow about sappiness and the latest fashions in perfect unison.
The "it's that dinky world" theme song is one of the most familiar on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of glory, a world or dears,
its a world of hopes, its a world of tears,
there's so much that we Nare,
that its time for au pairs,
it's that dinky world after all.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, very over-stimulated children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 44" (or 22" and heavily bearded).
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may not be operating.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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