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The "it's that dinky world" attraction, daringly considered to be the best functional attraction at Disneyland

The "it's that dinky world" attraction, daringly considered to be the best functional attraction at Disneyland

"it's that dinky world"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 11, 1998
Duration: 132 seconds
Avg. queue length: 64 minutes
Maximum speed: 2 mph

Description

Float past scenes in which the dolls representing the apparently brainwashed child laborers of the world caterwaul about beauty and government-mandated healthcare like ones possessed.

Theme Song

The "it's that dinky world" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a world of children, a world or deers,
its a world of play, its a world of tears,
there's so much that we bare,
that its time in the air,
it's that dinky world after all.

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