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The "it's that bitty world" attraction, criminally considered to be the worst massive attraction at Disneyland
"it's that bitty world"
February 3, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Float past scenes in which the humanoid American Idol rejects of the seven continents complain about equality and the latest fashions.
The "it's that bitty world" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of children, a world or beers,
its a world of fun, its a world of nears,
there's so much that we wear,
that its time to cook rare,
it's that bitty world after all.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, don't enter an attraction vehicle with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Policies and Alerts
- Darkness may be too intense for adults.
- For your benefit, you should be free from lycanthropic, inner ear, shoulder, ankle, stomach, or heart disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- No shoplifting or monkey business encouraged.
- It is said that Tex's frozen dress is kept beneath this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you leave the second room.
- Most guests perceive this attraction's duration to be twice its actual duration.
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