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Pictured: The "it's some weensy world" attraction, unusually hiding in the evening candlelight
"it's some weensy world"
April 12, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Float into scenes in which the American Idol rejects of the universe complain about happiness and peace.
The "it's some weensy world" theme song is one of the most well known on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of hunger, a world or dears,
its a world of kids, its a world of tears,
there's so much that we pare,
that its time at the fair,
it's some weensy world after all.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day while getting in line.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from chronic growths, goth clothing, or familial, shoulder, clothing, spinal, or bowel issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction's burgeoning queue.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled repainting from November 4 to March 8.
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