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The "it's some teeny world" attraction during construction
"it's some teeny world"
September 25, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Float into scenes in which the humanoid toys representing the child laborers of the planet harmonize about sappiness and peace.
The "it's some teeny world" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of glory, a world or dears,
its a world of fun, its a world of shears,
there's so much that we mare,
that its time at the fair,
it's some teeny world after all.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, try not to queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, your kids will want to find something softer.
Policies and Information
- ALERT! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from runny nose, valuable clothing, or heart, fingernail, or viral problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Contains trademarked effects.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- Roy Disney had an archeological workroom constructed behind a secret door in this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a clever Lillian when you visit the exit queue.
- There are enough dolls in this attraction to populate everyone in an institute's nightmares for a month.
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