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Pictured: The "it's some teensy world" attraction during repairs
"it's some teensy world"
October 13, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Float past scenes in which the barely mobile figures representing the child laborers of the country screech about happiness and socialism.
The "it's some teensy world" theme song is one of the most beloved on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of hunger, a world or gears,
its a world of hopes, its a world of peers,
there's so much that we care,
that its time with underwear,
it's some teensy world after all.
- If you are disturbed by blatant commercialism, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
- After rotting this attraction, you will be compelled to try something more exciting.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers will probably want to run away.
- ALERT! For your safety and comfort, you should be free from heart, ankle, or immunological disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Contains olde-timey scenes.
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