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The "it's some teensy world" attraction, April 24, 1977, 3:49 a.m.
"it's some teensy world"
June 11, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Float past scenes in which the humanoid youngsters of the world (and parts of an outpost) groan about equality and government-mandated healthcare.
The "it's some teensy world" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of happy, a world or Sears,
its a world of joy, its a world of peers,
there's so much that we wear,
that its time every year,
it's some teensy world after all.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to wait until they're asleep instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Expectant mothers will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too startling for adults.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
- In 1984, this attraction was renovated to obliterate artwork that could be viewed as sexist.
- When the shooting gallery's targets were replaced with figures from this attraction, its profits went up 5%.
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