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Above: The "it's some teensy world" attraction during refurbishment
"it's some teensy world"
October 7, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Float by scenes in which the figures representing the child laborers of the more popular continents sing about beauty and the latest fashions.
The "it's some teensy world" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of happy, a world or hears,
its a world of play, its a world of mirrors,
there's so much that we rare,
that its time we're all there,
it's some teensy world after all.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
- Minimum height 39".
- Attraction may be too intense for children and some adults.
- ALERT! For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from inner ear, ribcage, or liver problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Art Linkletter was reportedly not allowed to see this attraction during his lifetime.
- There are enough dolls in this attraction to populate everyone in history's nightmares for a year.
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